Jason Schreier

Wow.

As someone who does have a slightly massive creature following me around in my house, it would be awesome if she were even more massive.

And destroying things?

How many things does she destroy?

So many things, Jason.

He just shakes his head in disappointment.

That's a good one.

I think I would pick Ghost from Destiny, but specifically Peter Dinklage Ghost, not Nolan North Ghost, because I want that kind of melancholy vibe that the Dinklebot brought to early Destiny.

And Ghost is also really convenient, the opposite of The Last Guardian, because he just materializes when it's time to talk to you.

Right.

I guess it would mean that I'm an immortal undead soldier.

But just to have him kind of, you know, I'm like hiking up Mount Tabor and he just appears and says, ah, Tabor, in the day this used to be a space station as far as the eyes can see.

Sort of waxing poetic about whatever I'm looking at.

And then the hive got here.

Right.

I'd be like, oh, I have to get back to record for TripleClick.

It's almost time.

And he'd say, time?

Time.

That can't be right.