Jay Mohr
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Podcast Appearances
And I go, "'Cause I thought maybe you blew a gay guy for it."
And the guy, in real time, looks into the camera and goes, "'Your mother got me this shirt, you motherfucker!'
Like, he's going crazy.
We're, like, ripping bong, and it's like, ah!"
We gotta bring back live public access TV.
You'd be good as a spy, as a spook, with a cover story.
You gotta go straight eyebrows.
That's like penthouse to crabs.
Way better view.
All right, Jay.
What's the guy-to-woman ratio here?
About 1,000 to 1?
You really pack in your demo, don't you?
Half the room looks like they stormed the Capitol on January 2nd.
They want to get there before the traffic.
I mean, it bores me to tears.
I'm gonna go to the store, you guys want anything?