Jay Mohr
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I don't know, I'll tell you that, Penske, that Roger Penske guy, you know.
Hey, I got an idea.
Norm's a lot of weight.
It's a lot of weight for a race car.
You know what's a lot of weight?
It's the salmon swimming up the crack of my arse right now.
Well, it's no secret, Adam.
I'm an old chunk of coal.
Well, it's no brickyard, but I'll tell you, I enjoy crossing that finish line and knowing that everyone behind me lost.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, I'm the only guy that didn't lose.
30 guys start that race.
You know what's funny?
Every guy, they're sitting in their cars there, you know, and they go, ah, I got a real shot to win this, you know.
Ah, I've trained my whole life.
And then they all lose, you know.
How the fuck?