Jay Mohr
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Where are you going to put the phone book for me to sit on, you stuttering prick?
I went with that big-titted animal with my big thing of milk, and I let the prick in.
Don't you need your big thing of milk?
All right, I'm all right.
I should have thought this out a little bit before.
You've got all day to organize your thoughts here.
I'm sitting here all by myself trying to do Joe Pesci at the finish line.
What's the goddamn flag that says there's one more lap to go?
I can't even see over the goddamn steering wheel.
I've got to sit on a phone book and everything, Henry.
I'm trying to manage, bro.
Adam, you want to help me out?
My pit crew, a bunch of jerks, the whole pit crew.
But don't make any mistake.
I won the goddamn race!
And that's okay!
Do you guys know who Harvey Keitel is?
Well, then make some noise.
Don't spook the thoroughbred.
Look, I understand.