Jay Mohr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
One, two, three, four, five.
So Dennis Wilson's the only Beach Boy that actually surfed, so which of the Beach Boys do you think actually raced?
Would you like a jelly bean ad?
Oh, I sure do.
Are we doing like 88 Reagan?
Just hand it to him like a kid's menu.
So let me ask you this.
Why is it illegal to be buried at sea?
Not ashes, that's legal.
Who still wants to be buried in a cemetery?
That seems so... That's my biggest fear, claustrophobia.
By the way, when you drive by a cemetery, no one living is in it.
Like every stone you see in there was two days of people like, oh my God, I'm never going to get over it.
They fucking get over it.
Nobody cares.
Nobody goes to visit.
I told my wife, put me in an urn.
I pulled both my sons and just put me next to the TV because that's all I want to do is watch TV.