Jay Mohr

In eternity.

Oh, I would fart in my son's bedrooms.

How great is that to have sons?

You just open their bedroom door, just close the door.

Why?

They're so full of shit, those guys.

And I believe in ghosts, but those guys are bullshit artists.

Like, listen to the recording.

You can clearly...

hear the ghost say go outside and step in front of traffic and die listen carefully they know listen this is proof that the place on it the ghost says go outside and stand in front of traffic so you die listen carefully me you're like that sounded like me and then they slow it down slow down yeah

You ever see that thing they do where they got, like, AI, like, stick figure dancing around on the screen where the ghost is supposed to be?

Like, you're sitting in a chair, and right next to you, it's like... It's like... You're like, oh, my God, it's right next to you!

You just hear down the hallway, whoo!

He sounds like Paul Lynn.

This all sounds like gay porn to me.

Say exactly what you just said and imagine it's gay guys in a bar talking.

Well, I can't wait to make my jump to NASCAR.

You can't live with these kinds of cars your whole life.

At some point, you have to sell out to corporate.

Yeah, but it was a good race.