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Jay

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What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

Even as a young boy, I think I leaned that direction, not towards basketball. I didn't know this, but I put it together now. They were spending all of their disposable income basically as it came.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

Even as a young boy, I think I leaned that direction, not towards basketball. I didn't know this, but I put it together now. They were spending all of their disposable income basically as it came.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

Basically as it came. I tell my wife a lot, like whenever my mom comes to visit and she does this, go to the bakery, buy like $80 worth of shit. Like no joke, like $80 worth of stuff. Yeah. And a lot of it gets thrown away because like, you know. And I'll just tell my wife, now you see why I am the way I am. I cannot abide this thoughtless, wasteful spending.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

Basically as it came. I tell my wife a lot, like whenever my mom comes to visit and she does this, go to the bakery, buy like $80 worth of shit. Like no joke, like $80 worth of stuff. Yeah. And a lot of it gets thrown away because like, you know. And I'll just tell my wife, now you see why I am the way I am. I cannot abide this thoughtless, wasteful spending.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

Basically as it came. I tell my wife a lot, like whenever my mom comes to visit and she does this, go to the bakery, buy like $80 worth of shit. Like no joke, like $80 worth of stuff. Yeah. And a lot of it gets thrown away because like, you know. And I'll just tell my wife, now you see why I am the way I am. I cannot abide this thoughtless, wasteful spending.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

End of day one. Today, I didn't do terribly much. I dropped my kid off at daycare. I did a lot of baby holding and care of a newborn. You know, my wife and I just kind of switched. We're on man-on defense at this point. And we're both off for winter break. I guess that leaves a lot more time to like spend money because today was a brutal one. I just paid for a copy of a birth certificate.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

End of day one. Today, I didn't do terribly much. I dropped my kid off at daycare. I did a lot of baby holding and care of a newborn. You know, my wife and I just kind of switched. We're on man-on defense at this point. And we're both off for winter break. I guess that leaves a lot more time to like spend money because today was a brutal one. I just paid for a copy of a birth certificate.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

End of day one. Today, I didn't do terribly much. I dropped my kid off at daycare. I did a lot of baby holding and care of a newborn. You know, my wife and I just kind of switched. We're on man-on defense at this point. And we're both off for winter break. I guess that leaves a lot more time to like spend money because today was a brutal one. I just paid for a copy of a birth certificate.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

I got two copies just in case because the second copy is like cheaper once you order the first one. There's like a discount on the second copy for some reason. So it's 21 bucks for two birth certificates. But that's going to pay for itself, man, because we're taking a trip in a week or two and the newborn girl gets to fly for free because we can prove that she's six weeks old. So whatever.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

I got two copies just in case because the second copy is like cheaper once you order the first one. There's like a discount on the second copy for some reason. So it's 21 bucks for two birth certificates. But that's going to pay for itself, man, because we're taking a trip in a week or two and the newborn girl gets to fly for free because we can prove that she's six weeks old. So whatever.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

I got two copies just in case because the second copy is like cheaper once you order the first one. There's like a discount on the second copy for some reason. So it's 21 bucks for two birth certificates. But that's going to pay for itself, man, because we're taking a trip in a week or two and the newborn girl gets to fly for free because we can prove that she's six weeks old. So whatever.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

21 bucks is going to be money well spent. Spend number two, had to order some stuff at Costco. Even though we're a pretty small family, even when we're only a family of two, we were ordering stuff at Costco because certain things are just easy in bulk. But now that we've got a toddler and newborn, like Costco's godsend, today we got animal crackers, two boxes of applesauce.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

21 bucks is going to be money well spent. Spend number two, had to order some stuff at Costco. Even though we're a pretty small family, even when we're only a family of two, we were ordering stuff at Costco because certain things are just easy in bulk. But now that we've got a toddler and newborn, like Costco's godsend, today we got animal crackers, two boxes of applesauce.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

21 bucks is going to be money well spent. Spend number two, had to order some stuff at Costco. Even though we're a pretty small family, even when we're only a family of two, we were ordering stuff at Costco because certain things are just easy in bulk. But now that we've got a toddler and newborn, like Costco's godsend, today we got animal crackers, two boxes of applesauce.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

And then of course, diapers, just so many diapers. Having a kid in general is just death by a thousand cuts in terms of expenses. There's this first one really big stab, really huge just gash. That's the hospital bill, right? Five grand right there, boom. And then lots of little things that just are constantly accruing.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

And then of course, diapers, just so many diapers. Having a kid in general is just death by a thousand cuts in terms of expenses. There's this first one really big stab, really huge just gash. That's the hospital bill, right? Five grand right there, boom. And then lots of little things that just are constantly accruing.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

And then of course, diapers, just so many diapers. Having a kid in general is just death by a thousand cuts in terms of expenses. There's this first one really big stab, really huge just gash. That's the hospital bill, right? Five grand right there, boom. And then lots of little things that just are constantly accruing.

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

And for the first few months, the major one is just diapers, just diaper, diapers, diapers all the time. She's like incredible. She's a pooping machine. You know, we're changing her diaper like 10 times a day. And, you know, each diaper is like 45 cents or something. So that kind of adds up over the course of a month, you know. So in total, that Costco was like 200 bucks. So then the…

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

And for the first few months, the major one is just diapers, just diaper, diapers, diapers all the time. She's like incredible. She's a pooping machine. You know, we're changing her diaper like 10 times a day. And, you know, each diaper is like 45 cents or something. So that kind of adds up over the course of a month, you know. So in total, that Costco was like 200 bucks. So then the…

What We Spend
The Price of Parenthood

And for the first few months, the major one is just diapers, just diaper, diapers, diapers all the time. She's like incredible. She's a pooping machine. You know, we're changing her diaper like 10 times a day. And, you know, each diaper is like 45 cents or something. So that kind of adds up over the course of a month, you know. So in total, that Costco was like 200 bucks. So then the…