Jeff Murphy
speaker
3,396 appearances
8 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 4 Sep
Jeff Murphy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 8 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 5.
Appearances
Wanted to be real.
I'd never call a battle bot robot in my goddamn life.
That's what we fought this whole war for.
shit.
Yeah.
My favorite type of guy I was talking to my girl about is the guy in the YouTube Thomas that it's just so unagreeable, like where it's like it's a vi a video for 'cause I saw it was like a mattress ad and I just happened to look at the comments and someone was like
You actually make a really comfortable bed out of uh cardboard if you're a ranger, right?
It's like, yeah, sure, dude, but shut the fuck up.
Like Yeah, of course like anytime it's a subject on anything someone has like actually you don't have to do it that way.
You could do it in this retarded way.
Anytime it's like yeah, like life hacks, they're writing it in the thing.
Uh uh I love that guy.
You're actually participating in like the oldest thing in time of being like the freak show carnival guy where it's like I could it never works out for you or like I could somehow I could take this crazy guy.
It's uh who's that guy like folk artist that tried to kill his parents and stuff?
It's like I see this guy, I'm gonna make him work, and they just like eat all your sh they like chew up your grandma's house.
around for a while.
Yeah, body pillow guys, this guy.
The uh the flexibility that only six hundred pound people have where their legs are like behind their head somehow.
Anytime they sit down 'cause their gut is in the way, they sit in the full splits.
I like they're just wearing an old timey bathing suit.
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