Jeff

You know, I didn't even have to tell him, like, oh, I didn't really mean it or maybe I shouldn't say that. He understood who I really was. We had this world that was just the two of us.

You know, I didn't even have to tell him, like, oh, I didn't really mean it or maybe I shouldn't say that. He understood who I really was. We had this world that was just the two of us.

I had a neighbor who was behaving a little strangely. So Jeff and I decided that we needed to monitor his movements. Figure out, like, what is going on with this guy? And it was Jeff's idea that we would have code names. And he was Blue Falcon and I was Red Sparrow. He came up with the names. He might say, Red Sparrow, I spotted our target. He's coming toward you.

I had a neighbor who was behaving a little strangely. So Jeff and I decided that we needed to monitor his movements. Figure out, like, what is going on with this guy? And it was Jeff's idea that we would have code names. And he was Blue Falcon and I was Red Sparrow. He came up with the names. He might say, Red Sparrow, I spotted our target. He's coming toward you.

And I would say, copy that, Blue Falcon.

And I would say, copy that, Blue Falcon.

Not really, only if we were in private, because they were our secret code names. Sorry. Right?

Not really, only if we were in private, because they were our secret code names. Sorry. Right?

No one could see. No one could know.

No one could see. No one could know.

Yeah, I don't think it changed it. We maybe became closer just because I was single, right? I had maybe more time. I had time when I wasn't with the girls, when they were with their dad. So it probably deepened our friendship more. Yeah. So there's a little bar called Shenanigans. What?

Yeah, I don't think it changed it. We maybe became closer just because I was single, right? I had maybe more time. I had time when I wasn't with the girls, when they were with their dad. So it probably deepened our friendship more. Yeah. So there's a little bar called Shenanigans. What?

Yeah, I do. So they have karaoke on Saturday nights. And we would go sing karaoke. We would sing Up Where We Belong, which is the theme song from An Officer and a Gentleman. Well, it all comes back to that movie, does it not? The two of you, that was your song. That was our song. That was our song. Can you sing a little bit? Oh, yeah, yeah. Love lift us up where we belong.

Yeah, I do. So they have karaoke on Saturday nights. And we would go sing karaoke. We would sing Up Where We Belong, which is the theme song from An Officer and a Gentleman. Well, it all comes back to that movie, does it not? The two of you, that was your song. That was our song. That was our song. Can you sing a little bit? Oh, yeah, yeah. Love lift us up where we belong.

Where the eagles cry.

Where the eagles cry.

Yeah, yeah. So we were at Shenanigans, had too much to drink, went back to his place, which is a block away. And I was lying on the couch and he was playing guitar. He was teaching himself how to play the guitar from YouTube videos. Also a big Jeff thing, YouTube anything. He's like, there's a YouTube video on that. Actually, there's YouTube. Actually. So he was teaching himself to play guitar.

Yeah, yeah. So we were at Shenanigans, had too much to drink, went back to his place, which is a block away. And I was lying on the couch and he was playing guitar. He was teaching himself how to play the guitar from YouTube videos. Also a big Jeff thing, YouTube anything. He's like, there's a YouTube video on that. Actually, there's YouTube. Actually. So he was teaching himself to play guitar.

And he was playing Blackbird, classic beginning guitar song. And as he was playing and I was laying on the couch in my drunken state, I felt sick. And I started to feel this vibe that like... Oh, my God. Is Jeff going to try to kiss me? Is there going to be like it was, you know, when the air in the room changes. So I quickly got up, bolted to the bathroom.

And he was playing Blackbird, classic beginning guitar song. And as he was playing and I was laying on the couch in my drunken state, I felt sick. And I started to feel this vibe that like... Oh, my God. Is Jeff going to try to kiss me? Is there going to be like it was, you know, when the air in the room changes. So I quickly got up, bolted to the bathroom.