Jeffrey Dubow

So you're going behind your wife's back to the mother that she's not speaking with just so you can get your laundry done.

You shouldn't go to your marriage while it's last.

Dude, if your wife finds out, you aren't married anymore.

I mean, talk about backstabbing.

Yes, and at this point, I feel like everybody's winning because her mom still feels connected to our family.

I'm getting my laundry done.

My wife doesn't have to do my laundry.

Nobody is hurt.

Yeah, you should tell her that when she finds out.

Totally.

No, they're not.

Yes, they are.

If it was okay, it wouldn't be a secret, Jeff.

I kind of hope she shrinks his clothes.

No.

Oh, wait, the company called her collect?

It does feel like what our promotions department is like literally one step away from doing.

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Oh, my God.

Okay.