Jelly Roll

And I was like, I don't think I eat whole foods now at all anyway.

So I think I just eat processed foods with maybe protein in it.

You know, I mean, I don't.

Dude, I haven't ate a piece of bread except for Thanksgiving in two years.

Joe, I was colorblind.

We talked about this.

This is a true story, Joe.

My wife will tell you, she laughs about it now, but I couldn't see, I seen shades of colors, like general concepts, but like hunter green, emerald green, like what, green's green to me.

I never realized there was nuances and prettiness and that some were brighter and toned different.

I just seen them like shades.

So bad that like, that's why I wore black.

Johnny Cash was a lot of it, but too, you know, I'd always have to ask people, does my shoes match?

You know, I was always off.

Dude, I'd say nine months into No Sugar, I started, I think, I forgot what it was, but it was a plant at our house.

And I come outside and I grab my wife and I go, dude, how long have we had that pretty purple tulip there?

Or whatever it was.

And she goes, what?

I was like, that is the prettiest purple plant I've ever seen.

She was like, you've walked by that plant for two years.

What are you talking about?