Jem Rolls

I don't have drips.

People say to me, they've dripped.

And I tell you, you've got a paw off your chin, you've got a paw off your nose on your upper lip, which goes out of the front row.

They do not like it, I can tell you.

Sometimes I've got a paw from one elbow, a paw from the other elbow, so I've got a paw forming here, a paw forming here.

They run into an even bigger paw underneath me, and this starts to run towards the front row.

They stop paying any attention whatsoever to me, because this guy,

drop of sweat of a human being inside.

But I'm not making this up.

I remember the first time I saw the rainbows.

I was like, what the hell is this?

I'm so sweaty.

I'm wearing my arms around.

And I've actually created rain.

And I ask the audience, do you see the rainbow?

Because I saw it.

I have to say that my problems on stage are, again, it's not the same as anyone.

My problems are salt loss and lack of oxygen.

I don't know how many of the poets you interview have problems with salt loss and lack of oxygen.

They are my chief problems.