Jena Friedman

And then decides she doesn't want to have sex with you.

And all the men in the room are like, oh, the horror!

No, that can happen!

Take my money, we have to make sure that doesn't happen.

That's how movies get made in Hollywood.

So maybe AI won't be so bad for my industry.

Regardless, you should feel lucky to see a person up here, because in five years, it will be a robot.

You're saying two?

Cool.

In two years, it'll be a robot, and you'll all be laughing at him.

Yes, it'll be a male robot.

Our female robot's funny.

Not in two years.

They're going to need another 10.

That male robot, he'll be so funny to you, you'll be like, oh my God, he really gets me.

Yeah, he does, because he's data mining you.

You might not like all of my content, but it's because I'm protecting your privacy.

I'm not listening to your conversations when your phone is on airplane mode.

I'm not trying to sell you stuff when you're at your most vulnerable.

But that robot comic will be, and you won't even care, because that's how parasocial relationships with celebrities work these days, even when they're robots.