Jena Friedman

OK, so here's a conversation I had with ChatGPT.

It's very brief, don't worry, it only melted one iceberg.

I say, hi, chat GPT, exclamation point, you got to be nice to them because they're going to kill us.

Can you write me an abortion joke?

I aim to keep things lighthearted and respectful, blah, blah, blah.

So no?

Cool.

I get that you are asking for something specific.

It's fine.

I'll just ask Deep Seek.

And if anyone's curious, Deep Seek will totally write you an abortion joke, but only if it's a girl.

As some of you may have gathered, I do have a lot of abortion jokes.

The best thing about abortion jokes is that no one tries to steal them.

They are like the unwanted children of jokes.

In a sense, it's the abortion jokes that make us human.

Metaphorically speaking, they don't even have to be jokes.

They could just be our idiosyncrasies, our peccadilloes and other SAT words.

Our raw, authentic, unfiltered selves that might not always be likable, relatable or profitable.

Those are the things that separate us from machines.

for now.