Jennifer Zamparelli

It's Wet and Messy Play.

Have you heard of this?

So arousal from being covered in or watching others covered in substances like food, slime, mud.

It's also called, which I think this is what turns me off, splashing, which is a desperate word.

It reminds me of the scene from Sex and the City when she's up on the table and has her boyfriend cover her in sushi.

Oh, yeah.

She covers herself in sushi and he's late and doesn't arrive.

Isn't it Samantha, isn't it?

Do you remember that?

She's sushi all over and she's waiting and he's late because he's an actor or whatever and he's on set.

And she's just there probably stinking of fish.

Speaking of which, I probably have a little, like there's certain celebrities I look at, like Colin Farrell, I'm like, I'd love to take him home and give him a bath.

Okay, it's lactophilia.

They're into breast milk or the act of lactating.

Now, I've got a man who I'm pretty sure just came off the boob in their 30s, but this is a whole other...

thing.

It's a thing for them.

Yeah.

I think I dared loud to drink my breast milk when I had my first child 10 years ago and he nearly vomited.

It's a different thing.