Jensen McRae
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116 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Jensen McRae’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You're gonna freak everyone out.
One of my really good friends from college, she's a twin, like an identical twin. And like she comes like her, I think her mom is a twin and her like aunt is a twin. So they have twins that run like crazy. And one time she posted a family reunion picture. Oh, that picture almost made me go insane. I felt like I was like, I'm going to be committed to the hospital. It's like a Rorschach test.
It's like whatever you see. It's really like, find the difference between these two pictures. They're the same picture. Like I messaged her and I was like, this is an insane picture. Like there's like 50 sets of twins in there. It's crazy. That's awesome. Right. I was like, so your fascination with twins?
maybe you should look into her and i will tell you about my random friend from college okay i'm gonna read some fun facts about you um let's see uh it says you have back to the future listed as one of your top four on letterboxd oh yeah what are the other three
like not good about cinema like i keep seeing people on red carpets getting asked their letterboxd top four and i'm like i won't be prepared i haven't seen enough movies once again jensen you are me because i don't watch anything so when people ask me like oh have you watched this like and they're all new movies i'm like oh you know for a fact i haven't watched that I just don't watch new things.
Me as fuck. I was on the case. Yeah, I could recite them from memory. That was me with The Office, with New Girl. What was it? Modern Family. Anyone who slanders New Girl, I'm immediately untrustworthy. I swear to God, me too. I'm like, you don't get it. You don't get the art form.
That's how I feel about the Prince episode. That's like one of my favorite ones. But the cold open when he's like, what are you just hanging around the dryer? Like some sort of pantyhawk. That's comedic genius. You're out of your fucking mind. That's me with like, are you ever like pitching movies? And you're like, I promise it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life.
And then sometimes it hits and sometimes it doesn't.
If you're not laughing already, it's over for me. You don't get it. It's curtains for me. Yeah, it's curtains. I take my recommendations very seriously.
No, me too. I never listen when people recommend to me. But if they do say like, what's a funny movie you know? And I tell them and I'm like, let's watch it. And they're not laughing. I get mad.
it's it's well it's rude it's offensive it's mean and it's it's an indictment of my character yeah i'm acting like i'm in that movie yeah i made that movie it's my life's work like one of the movies i pitch all the time that i think is one of the funniest movies ever made is the heat with sandra bullock and melissa mccarthy highly recommend highly recommend that fucking movie to the room anyone should watch that movie i laugh my out every time i watch it i laugh my fucking ass off and so many people have never seen that it's just a stupid like buddy cop yeah slapstick comedy i'm
i really do and watch the same things thousands of times yeah yeah that means you're locked in you've you've studied that you have phd in that film and i trust it a silly ass movie like sometimes i won't watch anything new that's popular but then sometimes i'll watch the silliest one-off terrible movies because i'm like well obviously yeah uh like my sister was like we should watch ricky stinicki you ever heard of that movie
Yeah, exactly. It's on Prime starring John Cena and a bunch of other comedians. But I was laughing my fucking ass off. I was telling people, you got to watch it. You fucking got to see it. And then everybody I told outside of me and my family were like,
I'm having a blast. It's going to be good. I'm enjoying it. Yeah.
yeah and well and like i said you're a poet at heart so like you really enjoy uh really well put together lyrics like i think that's beautiful and symbolism and you know what i say this all the time i talk about ed sheeran people are mean to him he's a good writer he is a good writer i i love his like the way he writes his songs like the shit he writes i think it's beautiful he
He is a good writer.
And I was saying he was behind the scenes for fucking years, writing hits for everybody else.
I should have known that my twin's going to be a sure hit.
and she's like his protege like she's open for him on a bunch of tours and like i think they wrote together for a couple of her albums and like she just says he's the nicest guy and like i've only heard good things about this man and talented as fuck so talented okay i was like that one lyric where he talks about laying together in bed just like a drawer of cutlery and he's talking about spooning yeah fuck all you no that's genius none of you bitches could write that shit none of you could except maybe jensen i
I wish. No, he's playing four dimensional chess.
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