Jep Robertson
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's just a hail of gunfire.
It's just somebody walking by.
Anybody's a potential, Piazza.
I feel like I'm running through a field with bombs going off.
But anyway, we spent the weekend.
We had a little man.
It was chaos.
I was like volunteering to go to the grocery store.
So I get my buggy.
And, of course, at this stage of our lives, you don't know who you know because a lot of people come up and they assume they know you and these weird conversations happen.
Hang on, at this stage of your life, you're not sure who you know?
That's where I'm at.
I see a guy, but he's coming toward me, and I'm like.
Do I know him?
Do I know him?
Because he obviously knows me.
It's a beeline.
And he just walks up to me as I'm getting my buggy, and he said, oh, you know what I watched last night?
And I was like, what?
He says, crawfish have ding-dongs and vaginas.