Jeremy Tache

Quarter of a century since the last playoff win.

I mean, are they the best?

But for real, I guess I'm getting hyperbolic to try to make a point, but are the Dolphins the team that we sort of in our brains considered like, oh, yeah, they're not a punchline team like kind of are after the last 34 years?

They are.

We're aware.

Okay, I feel fair.

Well, you know, the other one that I would volunteer is they're not a punchline team, but the Niners, they inhabit what I'm describing here, which is if you are 40 or younger, people talk about the Niners as one of the most, you didn't experience that viscerally.

You know about it from the elders in your community, but you don't know what it feels like to actually.

It's Joe Montana.

Yeah, just sitting there in a throne much like Zaslow in his backwards hat.

Yeah, the Niners are kind of that now, too.

But there's a distinction to be made between them and the Dolphins because the Niners go to Super Bowls, but then they cause you great pain.

If you're a Niners guy.

Sure, but you have playoffs.

I would kill to have that pain.

That's a philosophical debate.

Do you like getting to the big spots and being crushed?

Dolphins are Nebraska football.

Used to mean something.

Now, joke.