Jess Roberts

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How you going, babe?

I'm good.

How are you?

I'm so good.

I've been having a little chuckle because I saw something really funny on the gram.

And a lady had posted some thoughts and...

This is what it said.

If your firstborn is friends with my third, I get it and I'm sorry.

I remember years ago sending my naive firstborn to a friend's house and he had older brothers playing Call of Duty and I was horrified.

So anyway, I'm sorry my kid taught your sweet boy to say deez nuts at camp today.

That's the same.

Oscar's my oldest and he would come home from parties or from playdates with older big brothers and sisters and he, you know, he came back and asking some real mature grown-up questions.

Questions, yeah.

And I was…

Yeah.

I'm like, I hate that parent now for having my child.