Jess Roberts
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But then she was at work one day.
So before the disco, I quickly went and got mum's foundation.
I put it all over my face.
And then my stepdad, Mark, was like, what the hell are you doing?
That looks ridiculous.
And what I'd done is I'd left it all over my lips.
I thought I looked hot as hell.
I thought all the boys were going to think I was so beautiful.
Had photos taken, you looked like a ghost.
I looked like a ghost and I got in big trouble when mum got home for wearing foundation because I was too young to wear foundation.
You're not growing up enough and once you get to 16 or 18 or whatever, 30 years old, then you'll be able to decide for yourself.
So I wasn't allowed to have the hairstyle, wasn't allowed to wear foundation, I had to sneak it, wasn't allowed to shave my legs.
So then mum plucked my eyebrows for the first time when she decided it was time.
Okay, yep, they're getting a bit hairy now.