Jessa
👤 Speaker
280
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
It is literally chaos.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
So we naturally go booking it inside.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
And this is where the group fully divides.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
Half the group is fetal position, crying hysterically.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
Get the keys, we're getting in the car and we're leaving.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
My side of the group, I like to call us the defenders.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We are going to protect us.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We are going to lock the doors, the windows.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We're gonna call the police.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We are not going outside until we know what is going on.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
Like this is not normal.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We call the police and the 911 operator goes,
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
Yeah, so there is active police activity going on outside right now.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
You are to shelter in place.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We will let you know when it's safe.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
I know.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
Where is the safest place in this house?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
The stairwell.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
We think there's no windows.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong
There's no doors.