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Jessica Smetana

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2852 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

We're going on a cruise at the end of the summer.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

We like going on cruises.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

But there's like this virus outbreak on one of these cruises, right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

You see this?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

Yeah, Canary Islands have denied them.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

So they're actually just floating out at sea with no real port to go to.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

And they're going across the entire ocean for somebody to try and find a port for them to dock.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

But everybody's like, yeah, I think we're good right now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

And now it begs the question, like, what do we do with this ship that has this terrifying virus that fills your lungs full of liquid with no cure?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

And we're looking at, you know, another repeat of something else that happened a couple years ago.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

It's like, how do we stop this?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

It's interesting that human beings can do this.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

I know some human beings who would be very proud that their gas could kill another human being.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

Right?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

I mean, I think we all know people who would use that as a real point of pride, a real feather in their life cap.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

We know different people.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

I just recently had the opportunity to visit head coach of Pitt, Pat Narduzzi.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

And I was talking with him about do's and don'ts about, well, you were just talking about where you're going to feed your wedding attendees, apparently none of whom will be from the Levitard universe.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Are Any Of Us Invited To Jessica's Wedding? | Hour 3

If I'm picking up what you were laying down.