Jessica Smetana

I assume you're not watching SNL.

Okay.

Because she also has been on SNL twice, I think.

Okay, go on.

so she's a performer she's a muse an artist she's you know a young woman she's at her hotel in brazil and uh apparently according to the soccer star georginio his uh

I think wife or perhaps girlfriend.

I'm not sure if they're married.

His wife's daughter, who is the daughter of also Jude Law, who I found out has like seven kids, didn't know that.

They were at the same hotel and apparently she walked past Chapel Rhone and smiled at her or something like that.

And then a...

big, ginormous, burly security guard, who was part of Chapel Roan's security group, went up to her and told her off, basically, and was like, don't do that.

And this girl was very rattled and upset.

And so Jorginho, whose wife is a somewhat famous reality person, posted it on his Instagram story.

And then there was a ton of backlash

at Chapel Rowan and people were making memes about how she hates kids and she wants to like kill kids and stuff.

So then she posted a video where she was like, I don't know who that security guard is.

I don't hate kids.

I have never done anything like that before.

And I don't even remember seeing this girl or her mom

And I feel bad for them because that's, you know, shitty that that happened to them.