Jessica Smetana

Exactly right.

No, those are microplastics.

This was a macroplastic.

This is the kind of plastic you have to get removed by a surgeon because it's lodged into your core.

I don't think scientists are sure what the microplastics are doing yet.

Says who?

Says me.

Can we do Tony's top five health-related opinions?

It'd be a great list.

You can spot a woman faking it.

Stugatz.

Well, apparently there's like a lot of media coming to this little USC Notre Dame game.

I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this rivalry, but it's been around for 100 years.

And apparently the weather is going to be a little sloppy on Saturdays as you will likely have a bit of a wet tour around campus.

But I do recommend walking around the quads and just letting letting it all soak in like me and Lucy did a couple of weeks ago.

The difference between the Mona Lisa and Touchdown Jesus is about 5,000 square feet.

So there's not much of a crowd around it because you can see it from farther away.

Whereas when you're at the Louvre and you're in that little Mona Lisa rooms, as you know this, you got to go all the way up.

You're like, where is it?

I can't see.