Jessica Smetana

I was a Coke person, and then one day I woke up and said, hmm, I think a Diet Coke sounds nice.

And my life has literally never been the same.

I reach for that fridge cigarette every day.

Dan, when you refer to the people who invented Diet Coke, you need to call them by their proper name, which are heroes.

They have changed my life.

I'm not saying that Diet Coke, Diet Coke is better than Coke, but I don't think it's a substitute for Coke.

I think Coke Zero is a substitute for Coke.

But Diet Coke and regular Coke have very different flavors and do not even get me started when I go to a restaurant and I say, hey, I'll have a Diet Coke and this is Diet Pepsi, okay?

No, bring me a water.

Oh my God, you're missing out, man.

No.

You're crazy.

It's like a totally separate flavor.

Have you guys tried the healthy sodas, like the Olipops and Poppies?

No.

They're very popular with the Gen Z girlies.

Some of them are really good, and they have a ton of fiber in them.

Some of them taste like the worst thing I've ever had in my entire life.

They taste like cough medicine.

But it's actually a pretty good alternative.