Jessica Smetana

Jessica?

I agree.

I mean, he was largely inefficient last week, but it was against San Jose State, and they ended up winning by several touchdowns.

It didn't really matter.

They're not going to play another good defense for a few weeks.

I did think it was weird that Sark tried to defend him by saying that he pooped his pants.

I don't know if you guys heard that press conference sound.

You can spot a woman faking it?

Stugatz.

Mike, I have so many thoughts.

Why is this a refreshing matchup?

Who's clamoring for Michigan State and USC playing a conference game?

Let's just start there.

Who's like, we need conference realignment so we can say Michigan State and USC in conference game?

It's an interesting matchup.

My point is that like, why does this have to be a conference game?

I'm still salty about all of this Big Ten realignment because this is so stupid that like this whole sport exists for fans, correct?

Like we do this to entertain fans.

And now if you're a Michigan State fan living in the Eastern time zone, your game's going to end at like 2 a.m.,

like how is this good for anyone this is ridiculous it's it's an eight o'clock local kickoff in la and it's 11 p.m on the east coast and i'm just mad because i like to i like to fall asleep watching hawaii they kick off at like 11 59 which is great but i don't want to fall asleep watching a big 10 conference game that's ridiculous all of this stuff is going to start happening though right nba games are going to be at 11 p.m this is all going to be the world's games right i don't