Jessica Williams

Costa, stop, okay? This is dumb. Instead of people taking all these drugs, why can't they just not eat as much?

Costa, stop, okay? This is dumb. Instead of people taking all these drugs, why can't they just not eat as much?

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? I guess I just wish there was a way people could enjoy life without putting drugs in their veins and up their butts. Well, there is, Ronnie. Introducing cocaine.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? I guess I just wish there was a way people could enjoy life without putting drugs in their veins and up their butts. Well, there is, Ronnie. Introducing cocaine.

Welcome back. As you know, Thanksgiving is a time, a blessed time of year. We all give thanks for our families and our health and prepare to beat the out of people to go shopping. Jessica Williams has more.

Welcome back. As you know, Thanksgiving is a time, a blessed time of year. We all give thanks for our families and our health and prepare to beat the out of people to go shopping. Jessica Williams has more.

The event is becoming so long. Starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving should be illegal. Black Wednesday. Gray Thursday.

The event is becoming so long. Starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving should be illegal. Black Wednesday. Gray Thursday.

What about the workers at these stores?

What about the workers at these stores?

Workers are upset. Forced to work. They keep saying that they care about their associates. That's not the case.

Workers are upset. Forced to work. They keep saying that they care about their associates. That's not the case.

I think we should all have the ability to say, I don't want to work Thanksgiving.

I think we should all have the ability to say, I don't want to work Thanksgiving.

Stores at the Walden Galleria have a tough choice this year, open on Thanksgiving or possibly pay a lot of money in fines and penalties.

Stores at the Walden Galleria have a tough choice this year, open on Thanksgiving or possibly pay a lot of money in fines and penalties.

Hello, my shopaholics, maximistas, mall rats, coupon clippers, bargain bitches, capitalism warriors, and sales slugs. It's the holidays, and that means one thing. Family. No, I'm kidding. That means shopping. Family? What the f***? Like many of you, I too will be going out on Black Friday, one of America's most treasured excuses to buy shit.

Hello, my shopaholics, maximistas, mall rats, coupon clippers, bargain bitches, capitalism warriors, and sales slugs. It's the holidays, and that means one thing. Family. No, I'm kidding. That means shopping. Family? What the f***? Like many of you, I too will be going out on Black Friday, one of America's most treasured excuses to buy shit.

And Black Friday seems like something that's been around forever. I mean, I can't remember a time when Black Friday didn't exist. Then again, my memory is a little fuzzy from all the head trauma from previous Black Fridays. The history of Black Friday is actually quite interesting. It started in the 1920s, when retail stores wanted to set a clear beginning to the Christmas shopping season.

And Black Friday seems like something that's been around forever. I mean, I can't remember a time when Black Friday didn't exist. Then again, my memory is a little fuzzy from all the head trauma from previous Black Fridays. The history of Black Friday is actually quite interesting. It started in the 1920s, when retail stores wanted to set a clear beginning to the Christmas shopping season.