Jessica Williams

And I think it should be acknowledged that this dinner is taking place on Cherokee land.

And I think it should be acknowledged that this dinner is taking place on Cherokee land.

Michael, how will Ozempic affect Thanksgiving this year?

Michael, how will Ozempic affect Thanksgiving this year?

Yeah, okay, but isn't that gonna up your metabolism? Oh yeah, big time.

Yeah, okay, but isn't that gonna up your metabolism? Oh yeah, big time.

Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Costa, you're putting these drugs up your butt at Thanksgiving table? Won't that weird out your family? Oh, it will. Which is why you'll have to drug your family.

Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Costa, you're putting these drugs up your butt at Thanksgiving table? Won't that weird out your family? Oh, it will. Which is why you'll have to drug your family.

Okay, wait, isn't oxytocin the hormone that makes people horny?

Okay, wait, isn't oxytocin the hormone that makes people horny?

Costa, stop, okay? This is dumb. Instead of people taking all these drugs, why can't they just not eat as much?

Costa, stop, okay? This is dumb. Instead of people taking all these drugs, why can't they just not eat as much?

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? I guess I just wish there was a way people could enjoy life without putting drugs in their veins and up their butts. Well, there is, Ronnie. Introducing cocaine.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay? I guess I just wish there was a way people could enjoy life without putting drugs in their veins and up their butts. Well, there is, Ronnie. Introducing cocaine.

Welcome back. As you know, Thanksgiving is a time, a blessed time of year. We all give thanks for our families and our health and prepare to beat the out of people to go shopping. Jessica Williams has more.

Welcome back. As you know, Thanksgiving is a time, a blessed time of year. We all give thanks for our families and our health and prepare to beat the out of people to go shopping. Jessica Williams has more.

The event is becoming so long. Starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving should be illegal. Black Wednesday. Gray Thursday.

The event is becoming so long. Starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving should be illegal. Black Wednesday. Gray Thursday.

What about the workers at these stores?

What about the workers at these stores?