Jessica Williams
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Podcast Appearances
Sure, it's more convenient, but think of what we lose when we no longer have that one-on-one air fryer to skull contact. It's sad. Also in recent years, retail employees have begun pushing back on so-called holiday creep, which is a term for stores expanding their holiday shopping periods into Thanksgiving.
Sure, it's more convenient, but think of what we lose when we no longer have that one-on-one air fryer to skull contact. It's sad. Also in recent years, retail employees have begun pushing back on so-called holiday creep, which is a term for stores expanding their holiday shopping periods into Thanksgiving.
Not what happens when your weird cousin hits the eggnog too hard and tries to go FDR on your underparts. But even as its golden days are behind it, Black Friday is still an American institution, standing tall beside Thanksgiving and the Super Bowl and the Purge. And now that you know its history, don't forget to keep it in perspective.
Not what happens when your weird cousin hits the eggnog too hard and tries to go FDR on your underparts. But even as its golden days are behind it, Black Friday is still an American institution, standing tall beside Thanksgiving and the Super Bowl and the Purge. And now that you know its history, don't forget to keep it in perspective.
Sure, saving money is great, but this season isn't about fighting some stranger at a store. It's about gathering your family and fighting with them. So happy shopping season. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to start practicing for the big day.
Sure, saving money is great, but this season isn't about fighting some stranger at a store. It's about gathering your family and fighting with them. So happy shopping season. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to start practicing for the big day.
I've just been riding my bike. It's been pretty sweet. Riding my bike in New York is amazing, too, because you ride it on the west side bike path. I passed this guy, and all of a sudden he went, where'd it go, fat ass? He's like, yeah, I'm on drugs. It's for my prostate.
I've just been riding my bike. It's been pretty sweet. Riding my bike in New York is amazing, too, because you ride it on the west side bike path. I passed this guy, and all of a sudden he went, where'd it go, fat ass? He's like, yeah, I'm on drugs. It's for my prostate.
You're a madman. Oh, it's wonderful. It's the greatest way to get around. All of a sudden, people think, no, that couldn't be Mork. No.
You're a madman. Oh, it's wonderful. It's the greatest way to get around. All of a sudden, people think, no, that couldn't be Mork. No.
Here we go. And New Yorkers are going, get the... off that bike. But I'm... amazed that no one has been hurt. They're doing wonderfully. There really is this thing that works itself out. All of a sudden you see them and it's like all of a sudden even angels are flying behind them going, please be careful. But it's very sweet. You're right, it is basically Europeans going, how do I get downtown?
Here we go. And New Yorkers are going, get the... off that bike. But I'm... amazed that no one has been hurt. They're doing wonderfully. There really is this thing that works itself out. All of a sudden you see them and it's like all of a sudden even angels are flying behind them going, please be careful. But it's very sweet. You're right, it is basically Europeans going, how do I get downtown?
Follow the numbers. The numbers get lower, okay. And then where are you at the next stop? Where are you? Brooklyn, welcome. But you're right, no helmets. There should be a little hand that says some sort of safety device. Bubble wrap or something, man. A small, just a little, like, maybe a condom, something fun.
Follow the numbers. The numbers get lower, okay. And then where are you at the next stop? Where are you? Brooklyn, welcome. But you're right, no helmets. There should be a little hand that says some sort of safety device. Bubble wrap or something, man. A small, just a little, like, maybe a condom, something fun.
Well, I ride my bike in L.A., and that's where it really gets kind of crazy. Oh, really? The weird thing is, I've been living in L.A. now because of the show. I don't do very well in L.A. I got stopped by a cop once in L.A., and he gave me a script instead of a ticket. It was like, you went, here, Mr. Williams, how are you? And if you don't like this, please give it to Eddie Murphy.
Well, I ride my bike in L.A., and that's where it really gets kind of crazy. Oh, really? The weird thing is, I've been living in L.A. now because of the show. I don't do very well in L.A. I got stopped by a cop once in L.A., and he gave me a script instead of a ticket. It was like, you went, here, Mr. Williams, how are you? And if you don't like this, please give it to Eddie Murphy.
But riding a bike in L.A. is truly kind of dangerous, because you'll be in... And all of a sudden, they really do... Because everyone's like, you know, they're all talking, they're texting and everything.
But riding a bike in L.A. is truly kind of dangerous, because you'll be in... And all of a sudden, they really do... Because everyone's like, you know, they're all talking, they're texting and everything.
No, no, no, I'm not that serious.
No, no, no, I'm not that serious.