Jim Jefferies

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496 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 9 Jul

Jim Jefferies’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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You were like, where's MacGruber come from?
I had a sitcom back in the day on FX and it went for two seasons and it was just about me.
Welcome to Cuntville.
Yeah, that was the one.
It was called Legit and Legit was about me taking care of a disabled guy, which was vaguely based on my real life.
We almost had a season three, but season three, the whole entire arc of season three that I'd written out, Dana Carvey was the main character.
And I was going to ask you to be in the show and you were going to play yourself.
The plot line of the opening episode was I was taking care of my disabled friend, the wheelchair.
my character had become famous uh doing stand-up by the end of stand um season two i see your character you doing an impersonation of me on a late night show i'm all coked up and i get upset and so i go over to your house to confront you but i i'm chicken so i can't knock on the door so i get the shit out of the disabled guy's wheelchair colostomy bag and i put it into a
a paper bag and then we go up we put it on the doorstep to light it and do the classic you know light the dog shit run away but we forget to knock on the door and your house burns down and that's the whole season arc from then on that that i'm your only friend and you're sleeping on my couch and i hadn't even really met you at that stage but if you didn't take it i was going to ask david to do the role i had options i'll do it
Well, the first episode of season one was just me taking a disabled guy to a brothel, which is something I did in my real life.
I had a friend with muscular dystrophy and before he died, I took him to a brothel.
And so it's a sweet story.
He couldn't get laid.
It's legal in Australia.
I should add that being disabled is legal and prostitution.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad and I took him down to the brothel and this guy this guy had died a couple of times like he's hard to give away he'd been resuscitated so me and his brother took him down with the full knowledge that this might go tits up you know what I mean so we laid him down and then
You know, the girl did what she did and then we put him back in the chair and then we went off and had a couple of drinks and that was our day.
Now, I told the story to so many people.
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