Jim Norton

yeah it's um it's like you know you settle in and you realize like wow I am married like it really is at times great and at other times you know it's everything they said it's every I'm living every fucking hack comic in the 80s bit like they were right they were right But I do like it. I was lonely. It sucks when you're in your 50s and you're single.

And it's all just, it's one person after the other. Or it's nobody for six months. It's just lonely. Yeah, sure.

And it's all just, it's one person after the other. Or it's nobody for six months. It's just lonely. Yeah, sure.

And it's all just, it's one person after the other. Or it's nobody for six months. It's just lonely. Yeah, sure.

And I was like, wow. And the 25 years later, I still hear that sometimes. I'm like, wow, that really affected. I mean, she was probably I was a dick and I was a bad boyfriend. But like, I think that's one of the things I was like, I don't want to die alone. Like you want to just be with somebody who you enjoy. Yeah.

And I was like, wow. And the 25 years later, I still hear that sometimes. I'm like, wow, that really affected. I mean, she was probably I was a dick and I was a bad boyfriend. But like, I think that's one of the things I was like, I don't want to die alone. Like you want to just be with somebody who you enjoy. Yeah.

And I was like, wow. And the 25 years later, I still hear that sometimes. I'm like, wow, that really affected. I mean, she was probably I was a dick and I was a bad boyfriend. But like, I think that's one of the things I was like, I don't want to die alone. Like you want to just be with somebody who you enjoy. Yeah.

And my wife and I, for all the faults or whatever, the times we argue, if I can't make it work with her, I have no shot at ever being married.

And my wife and I, for all the faults or whatever, the times we argue, if I can't make it work with her, I have no shot at ever being married.

And my wife and I, for all the faults or whatever, the times we argue, if I can't make it work with her, I have no shot at ever being married.

I never dated men. The idea of hugging a man and going, hey, how you doing, baby? It's as repulsive to me as it is to any other guy watching this. It's the idea like it's a very weird thing and people can't understand it because there's a dick in play. So they're like, well, so you like men. But I'm like, no, it's like somebody who lives as a man or presents as a man. Right. Doesn't do it for you.

I never dated men. The idea of hugging a man and going, hey, how you doing, baby? It's as repulsive to me as it is to any other guy watching this. It's the idea like it's a very weird thing and people can't understand it because there's a dick in play. So they're like, well, so you like men. But I'm like, no, it's like somebody who lives as a man or presents as a man. Right. Doesn't do it for you.

I never dated men. The idea of hugging a man and going, hey, how you doing, baby? It's as repulsive to me as it is to any other guy watching this. It's the idea like it's a very weird thing and people can't understand it because there's a dick in play. So they're like, well, so you like men. But I'm like, no, it's like somebody who lives as a man or presents as a man. Right. Doesn't do it for you.

I hate it.

I hate it.

I hate it.

Yeah, unless it's a woman being dirty and aggressive, then that's okay. That's more of a masculine attitude. But it's kind of hard to explain. There's a lot of people right now going, this guy's just a homo and he's delusional. And there's other people going, yes, I know exactly what you're saying. It's hard to explain. But you can't consider yourself straight. I mean, I'm sorry.

Yeah, unless it's a woman being dirty and aggressive, then that's okay. That's more of a masculine attitude. But it's kind of hard to explain. There's a lot of people right now going, this guy's just a homo and he's delusional. And there's other people going, yes, I know exactly what you're saying. It's hard to explain. But you can't consider yourself straight. I mean, I'm sorry.

Yeah, unless it's a woman being dirty and aggressive, then that's okay. That's more of a masculine attitude. But it's kind of hard to explain. There's a lot of people right now going, this guy's just a homo and he's delusional. And there's other people going, yes, I know exactly what you're saying. It's hard to explain. But you can't consider yourself straight. I mean, I'm sorry.

If you're out there, if you're dating somebody, you're married to somebody and they have a dick, I don't care what their birth certificate says. If you enjoy that dick, you're not a heterosexual male.