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Jim Norton

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3981 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

If you're out there, if you're dating somebody, you're married to somebody and they have a dick, I don't care what their birth certificate says. If you enjoy that dick, you're not a heterosexual male.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

If you're out there, if you're dating somebody, you're married to somebody and they have a dick, I don't care what their birth certificate says. If you enjoy that dick, you're not a heterosexual male.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I don't think you can be hetero. I think common sense.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I don't think you can be hetero. I think common sense.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I don't think you can be hetero. I think common sense.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

No, because I do like vaginas too. I'm not talking so technically.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

No, because I do like vaginas too. I'm not talking so technically.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

No, because I do like vaginas too. I'm not talking so technically.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I guess, I mean.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I guess, I mean.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I guess, I mean.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I know, but some of them are just unpleasant and they're accurate. Do you miss vaginas? Oh, yeah, but I think that, but if she had one, I would just be one up. Like, I would miss every one but hers. Yeah. I mean, it's not like if I married somebody with a pussy, I would get a bunch of them. It would just be hers and then the rest I would miss. Right, right, right.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I know, but some of them are just unpleasant and they're accurate. Do you miss vaginas? Oh, yeah, but I think that, but if she had one, I would just be one up. Like, I would miss every one but hers. Yeah. I mean, it's not like if I married somebody with a pussy, I would get a bunch of them. It would just be hers and then the rest I would miss. Right, right, right.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I know, but some of them are just unpleasant and they're accurate. Do you miss vaginas? Oh, yeah, but I think that, but if she had one, I would just be one up. Like, I would miss every one but hers. Yeah. I mean, it's not like if I married somebody with a pussy, I would get a bunch of them. It would just be hers and then the rest I would miss. Right, right, right.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But, you know, yeah, so that's one thing. Of course I do. I do miss that. But, I mean, I'm greedy and I'm an addict, so I would miss it no matter who I was married to. I would miss everything that I couldn't have. Sure. It's kind of normal, right? Yeah, I think so. That's just married couple shit. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But, you know, yeah, so that's one thing. Of course I do. I do miss that. But, I mean, I'm greedy and I'm an addict, so I would miss it no matter who I was married to. I would miss everything that I couldn't have. Sure. It's kind of normal, right? Yeah, I think so. That's just married couple shit. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But, you know, yeah, so that's one thing. Of course I do. I do miss that. But, I mean, I'm greedy and I'm an addict, so I would miss it no matter who I was married to. I would miss everything that I couldn't have. Sure. It's kind of normal, right? Yeah, I think so. That's just married couple shit. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.