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Jim Norton

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3981 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I was probably five. I remember I used to, yeah, I have a picture of myself and I can date it. It was from 73. And I used to have like little oral sex with my friends. But this one kid I was scared of and I used to blow him. But I think I kind of liked it. You know what I mean? Like when I look back on it, it's like my therapist is like, you're molested. I'm like, eh, I don't know.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Maybe I was scared, but I did kind of like it. You guys were around the same age though? He was my age, maybe nine months old, within a year old. It wasn't like he was 41. I'm scared. I feel like, no, but he was my friend. He taught me to fish.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Maybe I was scared, but I did kind of like it. You guys were around the same age though? He was my age, maybe nine months old, within a year old. It wasn't like he was 41. I'm scared. I feel like, no, but he was my friend. He taught me to fish.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Maybe I was scared, but I did kind of like it. You guys were around the same age though? He was my age, maybe nine months old, within a year old. It wasn't like he was 41. I'm scared. I feel like, no, but he was my friend. He taught me to fish.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I think so.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I think so.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

I think so.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yes, but I have a photo of myself, like when I fell and I split my head open, and I know I was already doing it by then, and there's a date on the picture, so I know I was age five. Wow, that's young, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was off to the, I was a trooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yes, but I have a photo of myself, like when I fell and I split my head open, and I know I was already doing it by then, and there's a date on the picture, so I know I was age five. Wow, that's young, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was off to the, I was a trooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yes, but I have a photo of myself, like when I fell and I split my head open, and I know I was already doing it by then, and there's a date on the picture, so I know I was age five. Wow, that's young, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was off to the, I was a trooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

yeah it was very active as a kid it was very uh but i talked about that a lot like you know we would play that the monster rain game and you know it's just one of those things which game my it was uh we would one of us would yell like monster rain and we would hide under the porch and then we would blow each other under the porch but the monster rain this was one of your specials it was it was called monster yeah it's a true story yeah um but yeah we would we would uh all right yeah that's where i came from yeah

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

yeah it was very active as a kid it was very uh but i talked about that a lot like you know we would play that the monster rain game and you know it's just one of those things which game my it was uh we would one of us would yell like monster rain and we would hide under the porch and then we would blow each other under the porch but the monster rain this was one of your specials it was it was called monster yeah it's a true story yeah um but yeah we would we would uh all right yeah that's where i came from yeah

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

yeah it was very active as a kid it was very uh but i talked about that a lot like you know we would play that the monster rain game and you know it's just one of those things which game my it was uh we would one of us would yell like monster rain and we would hide under the porch and then we would blow each other under the porch but the monster rain this was one of your specials it was it was called monster yeah it's a true story yeah um but yeah we would we would uh all right yeah that's where i came from yeah

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But you don't have to mine for material when it's just that. Exactly. When it's there, it's like, I don't have to go out and find an angle on, fuck, Trump's elected, or this is how, it's like, but you also start to feed on it too much. Like, you have to talk about other stuff too. Yes.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But you don't have to mine for material when it's just that. Exactly. When it's there, it's like, I don't have to go out and find an angle on, fuck, Trump's elected, or this is how, it's like, but you also start to feed on it too much. Like, you have to talk about other stuff too. Yes.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

But you don't have to mine for material when it's just that. Exactly. When it's there, it's like, I don't have to go out and find an angle on, fuck, Trump's elected, or this is how, it's like, but you also start to feed on it too much. Like, you have to talk about other stuff too. Yes.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Because otherwise, I'm just literally, it's like you're carving away at something and there's nothing left anymore.