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Jim Norton

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3981 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I'd love to see it. This is different. The one I'm thinking of was in a zoo or something, and he had jumped into the tiger cage, and the tiger was just walking around with him, dragging him by the head, and people were throwing things at him. It's crazy how... When an animal like that is eating someone, intervention doesn't matter to it. No, you're fucked. You're just dead. You're doomed.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah, I'd love to see it. This is different. The one I'm thinking of was in a zoo or something, and he had jumped into the tiger cage, and the tiger was just walking around with him, dragging him by the head, and people were throwing things at him. It's crazy how... When an animal like that is eating someone, intervention doesn't matter to it. No, you're fucked. You're just dead. You're doomed.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

He's not afraid of people hitting him.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

He's not afraid of people hitting him.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

He's not afraid of people hitting him.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

it's net i there was one video it was it was from an african safari and it was like it was a uh it was either a gazelle or what it was one of those a buffalo stuck in the mud like up to the shore and the lions are just eating it alive and then they bite its asshole out yeah because i guess that's sweet but they went for its asshole and they bit his asshole out while he was alive

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

it's net i there was one video it was it was from an african safari and it was like it was a uh it was either a gazelle or what it was one of those a buffalo stuck in the mud like up to the shore and the lions are just eating it alive and then they bite its asshole out yeah because i guess that's sweet but they went for its asshole and they bit his asshole out while he was alive

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

it's net i there was one video it was it was from an african safari and it was like it was a uh it was either a gazelle or what it was one of those a buffalo stuck in the mud like up to the shore and the lions are just eating it alive and then they bite its asshole out yeah because i guess that's sweet but they went for its asshole and they bit his asshole out while he was alive

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah. And the buffalo is just standing there. Just embarrassed. Making those noises. Yeah. But you can never tell. That's the same noise they make when they're hungry is the same noise they make when their asshole's being eaten out by a fucking predator. You have no idea. They're very hard to read.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah. And the buffalo is just standing there. Just embarrassed. Making those noises. Yeah. But you can never tell. That's the same noise they make when they're hungry is the same noise they make when their asshole's being eaten out by a fucking predator. You have no idea. They're very hard to read.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Yeah. And the buffalo is just standing there. Just embarrassed. Making those noises. Yeah. But you can never tell. That's the same noise they make when they're hungry is the same noise they make when their asshole's being eaten out by a fucking predator. You have no idea. They're very hard to read.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

It's called Sword Fight, and we've just been doing it where we have guests come on, and most of them are comics. Yeah. And I just wanted to do something with her because she makes me laugh. That's awesome. And yeah, we do it once a week, and I love it. Awesome. Thank you for coming in. Thank you, Tim.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

It's called Sword Fight, and we've just been doing it where we have guests come on, and most of them are comics. Yeah. And I just wanted to do something with her because she makes me laugh. That's awesome. And yeah, we do it once a week, and I love it. Awesome. Thank you for coming in. Thank you, Tim.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

It's called Sword Fight, and we've just been doing it where we have guests come on, and most of them are comics. Yeah. And I just wanted to do something with her because she makes me laugh. That's awesome. And yeah, we do it once a week, and I love it. Awesome. Thank you for coming in. Thank you, Tim.

Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir.

Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir.

Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir.

Oh, wow. There he is. Jimmy. Oh, guys.

Oh, wow. There he is. Jimmy. Oh, guys.

Oh, wow. There he is. Jimmy. Oh, guys.