Jim Norton

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I get it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I get it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I get it.

My wife says minced meat, and I want to just drop kick her.

My wife says minced meat, and I want to just drop kick her.

My wife says minced meat, and I want to just drop kick her.

I'm like, holy, he was fucking 78? No one says minced meat.

I'm like, holy, he was fucking 78? No one says minced meat.

I'm like, holy, he was fucking 78? No one says minced meat.

Yeah. All right. Okay, what was the last other one I had? How do you clean a public toilet seat? My tongue. The money's right.

Yeah. All right. Okay, what was the last other one I had? How do you clean a public toilet seat? My tongue. The money's right.

Yeah. All right. Okay, what was the last other one I had? How do you clean a public toilet seat? My tongue. The money's right.

Yeah, what do you mean?

Yeah, what do you mean?

Yeah, what do you mean?

You're somewhere that's not great. Do you have an issue with that? Will you clean it? Will you dry it? What do you do?

You're somewhere that's not great. Do you have an issue with that? Will you clean it? Will you dry it? What do you do?

You're somewhere that's not great. Do you have an issue with that? Will you clean it? Will you dry it? What do you do?

Here's what I do. All right, I pull the toilet paper down. Obviously, you clean the seat. Give it a flyby. Now, it depends if it's a full seat or if it's the one that goes like that with the little space where all the piss collects. Because then you have to scrape that. And there have been times where I've gone out and gotten a little water and wiped that. Okay.

Here's what I do. All right, I pull the toilet paper down. Obviously, you clean the seat. Give it a flyby. Now, it depends if it's a full seat or if it's the one that goes like that with the little space where all the piss collects. Because then you have to scrape that. And there have been times where I've gone out and gotten a little water and wiped that. Okay.