Jim Norton

Here's what I do. All right, I pull the toilet paper down. Obviously, you clean the seat. Give it a flyby. Now, it depends if it's a full seat or if it's the one that goes like that with the little space where all the piss collects. Because then you have to scrape that. And there have been times where I've gone out and gotten a little water and wiped that. Okay.

And then pushed that thing into the toilet. Okay. And then take a nice fresh sheet or two, put it there, and then sit down and take my dump. But it has to be hygienic. Okay.

And then pushed that thing into the toilet. Okay. And then take a nice fresh sheet or two, put it there, and then sit down and take my dump. But it has to be hygienic. Okay.

And then pushed that thing into the toilet. Okay. And then take a nice fresh sheet or two, put it there, and then sit down and take my dump. But it has to be hygienic. Okay.

That's good. That's a fucking gentleman.

That's good. That's a fucking gentleman.

That's good. That's a fucking gentleman.

I had to shit when I came in here today. And I looked at your bathroom and...

I had to shit when I came in here today. And I looked at your bathroom and...

I had to shit when I came in here today. And I looked at your bathroom and...

It's pretty bad, right? It's not great at the moment.

It's pretty bad, right? It's not great at the moment.

It's pretty bad, right? It's not great at the moment.

You don't want to poop in there? No, just because I can hear you going, hey, you guys are chatting out here.

You don't want to poop in there? No, just because I can hear you going, hey, you guys are chatting out here.

You don't want to poop in there? No, just because I can hear you going, hey, you guys are chatting out here.

You can hear everything.

You can hear everything.

You can hear everything.

Not at all. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't care. And I wouldn't even care if you guys do, but it wasn't an emergency. But I looked at your seat and I was like, am I going to have to clean this toilet seat? And shit, I like a nice clean seat.