Jim Norton

Not at all. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't care. And I wouldn't even care if you guys do, but it wasn't an emergency. But I looked at your seat and I was like, am I going to have to clean this toilet seat? And shit, I like a nice clean seat.

Not at all. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't care. And I wouldn't even care if you guys do, but it wasn't an emergency. But I looked at your seat and I was like, am I going to have to clean this toilet seat? And shit, I like a nice clean seat.

Well, I lifted it to piss, and I left it up because I piss slow, and I didn't want you guys to think I had been shitting, so I left it up just so you knew.

Well, I lifted it to piss, and I left it up because I piss slow, and I didn't want you guys to think I had been shitting, so I left it up just so you knew.

Well, I lifted it to piss, and I left it up because I piss slow, and I didn't want you guys to think I had been shitting, so I left it up just so you knew.

Yeah. That was the worst when you're on a date, and you're taking a dump, and you knew you were away too long to be pissing. I would always come back with an excuse, like, ah, my contacts. Like I was doing something other than shitting.

Yeah. That was the worst when you're on a date, and you're taking a dump, and you knew you were away too long to be pissing. I would always come back with an excuse, like, ah, my contacts. Like I was doing something other than shitting.

Yeah. That was the worst when you're on a date, and you're taking a dump, and you knew you were away too long to be pissing. I would always come back with an excuse, like, ah, my contacts. Like I was doing something other than shitting.

I had to turn the shower on one time. I was in there for so long. It steams it up, dude. It was so loud. It was early in my days. It was her house. It was.

I had to turn the shower on one time. I was in there for so long. It steams it up, dude. It was so loud. It was early in my days. It was her house. It was.

I had to turn the shower on one time. I was in there for so long. It steams it up, dude. It was so loud. It was early in my days. It was her house. It was.

Showering in my house?

Showering in my house?

Showering in my house?

It was her house. Really? Yeah, dude, it was just a night after. It was just bad. It was like I'd rather. You know what's happening. I'd rather you not hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, you can use your imagination.

It was her house. Really? Yeah, dude, it was just a night after. It was just bad. It was like I'd rather. You know what's happening. I'd rather you not hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, you can use your imagination.

It was her house. Really? Yeah, dude, it was just a night after. It was just bad. It was like I'd rather. You know what's happening. I'd rather you not hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, you can use your imagination.

Yeah. I was like Norton with Florentine.

Yeah. I was like Norton with Florentine.

Yeah. I was like Norton with Florentine.