Jimmy Carr

Yes, me too.

Y'all good?

Hell yeah, man.

So I've been out here in Austin for a couple of months, and I saw on the news that a reporter said that these two individuals got into a kerfuffle, and one of them stabbed the other and murdered him.

And that shit made me sad, because, like, 40 years of being on this earth, and I ain't know what kerfuffle meant.

I was looking up, where's kerfuffle Texas on Google and shit.

Uh, celebrated 18 years with my wife, which is cool, but my grandparents, uh, celebrated, well, they were 60 years together before they passed away.

And I asked her, like, what's your secret for a long relationship like that?

And I'm like, damn, why not?

And she was like, because we've known each other since we were children.

And I'm like, that's beautiful.

Like, how did y'all even know each other since y'all were kids?

And she was like, because we're cousins.

So it's true.

We're not... I will never achieve what they achieved.

Because I broke up with my cousin years ago.

I love it.

So I...

I have a day job.

I mean, I work for this factory company just doing assembly work and shit.