Jimmy Carr

What was your dad doing here?

What was your dad doing here?

What was your dad doing here?

There is a little fucking... Look at that little fucking... What are you, rubbing it right now? What the fuck is going on? Hell yeah. You got a fucking sack of Stan. Look at that fucking thing. You are a pack of something. That is for sure. You have a goddamn terrorist cell in your pants right now. Look at that fucking thing. Absolutely incredible. How big is your dick?

There is a little fucking... Look at that little fucking... What are you, rubbing it right now? What the fuck is going on? Hell yeah. You got a fucking sack of Stan. Look at that fucking thing. You are a pack of something. That is for sure. You have a goddamn terrorist cell in your pants right now. Look at that fucking thing. Absolutely incredible. How big is your dick?

There is a little fucking... Look at that little fucking... What are you, rubbing it right now? What the fuck is going on? Hell yeah. You got a fucking sack of Stan. Look at that fucking thing. You are a pack of something. That is for sure. You have a goddamn terrorist cell in your pants right now. Look at that fucking thing. Absolutely incredible. How big is your dick?

Oh, you're actually showing me. You're looking at a microphone saying it is the length of a microphone. That is huge. As far as I know, I study, obviously, as you know, I study penis sizes by culture. And Pakistanis are not knowing for carrying such a huge, look at this fucking guy.

Oh, you're actually showing me. You're looking at a microphone saying it is the length of a microphone. That is huge. As far as I know, I study, obviously, as you know, I study penis sizes by culture. And Pakistanis are not knowing for carrying such a huge, look at this fucking guy.

Oh, you're actually showing me. You're looking at a microphone saying it is the length of a microphone. That is huge. As far as I know, I study, obviously, as you know, I study penis sizes by culture. And Pakistanis are not knowing for carrying such a huge, look at this fucking guy.

How about mom? What did mom do? Mom? Yeah, what is mom? Housewife. Housewife, very good. Yeah, she has to listen to what your dad tells her to do. Am I correct?

How about mom? What did mom do? Mom? Yeah, what is mom? Housewife. Housewife, very good. Yeah, she has to listen to what your dad tells her to do. Am I correct?

How about mom? What did mom do? Mom? Yeah, what is mom? Housewife. Housewife, very good. Yeah, she has to listen to what your dad tells her to do. Am I correct?

Okay. All right. What's your favorite thing about being an American, Solomon? Just living the dream, Tony. That is, again, the correct answer. I was going to have you deported if you answered incorrectly there. Look at you. That is so interesting. You must do something for fun here in Texas. What do you do when you're not Ubering and trying comedy?

Okay. All right. What's your favorite thing about being an American, Solomon? Just living the dream, Tony. That is, again, the correct answer. I was going to have you deported if you answered incorrectly there. Look at you. That is so interesting. You must do something for fun here in Texas. What do you do when you're not Ubering and trying comedy?

Okay. All right. What's your favorite thing about being an American, Solomon? Just living the dream, Tony. That is, again, the correct answer. I was going to have you deported if you answered incorrectly there. Look at you. That is so interesting. You must do something for fun here in Texas. What do you do when you're not Ubering and trying comedy?

Are you aware that the green blob that I've worked with every Monday for 12 years, you're giving him credit for you going to the gym? He's never done any... He doesn't even walk anywhere. Relax, Tony.

Are you aware that the green blob that I've worked with every Monday for 12 years, you're giving him credit for you going to the gym? He's never done any... He doesn't even walk anywhere. Relax, Tony.

Are you aware that the green blob that I've worked with every Monday for 12 years, you're giving him credit for you going to the gym? He's never done any... He doesn't even walk anywhere. Relax, Tony.

No way! Wow, how about that? That is incredible. Yeah, Jimmy.

No way! Wow, how about that? That is incredible. Yeah, Jimmy.