Jimmy Ferrer
speaker
3,222 appearances
8 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 14 Sep
Jimmy Ferrer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Besides, the last of my supplies dissolved inside that undrunk bottle.
Suddenly, an idea occurred to me, an incredibly genius plan, so delightfully diabolical that it nearly made me laugh aloud.
By the way, I began, you won't find me here when you come back later.
I'll be staying with a friend tonight, but if you're hungry after all that standing and bouncing and singing, feel free to help yourself with whatever you find in the kitchen.
I've got the freezer stocked with frozen pizzas and all kinds of other stuff.
They're all yours.
His eyes lit up as he professed his sincere gratitude, exclaiming he'd likely take me up on the offer.
I bet you will, I thought to myself.
Truthfully, my fridge was nearly empty.
But as soon as he left for the festival, I made a quick trip to the grocery store where I picked up all the essentials for an intoxicated concert goer.
Pizza, lasagna, mozzarella sticks, nuggets, tater tots, and so on.
The only criterion was that they be frozen, requiring the use of my oven.
Once everything was stuffed in the freezer, I ran my final errand.
At the hotel on the other side of town, I booked a room for myself.
After checking in, I changed into a simple disguise.
New clothes, wig, sunglasses, and strolled through the lobby and out the door as a different person.
Now that all my preparations are complete.
I'm sitting in the best seat in the house, waiting for the real show to begin.
When my guest returns
I'll be here in the shed out back, watching his every move.
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