Jimmy Kimmel

And I think somewhere down deep inside, he senses that because he goes absolutely wild.

It's also probably the free snacks at the craft service table have something to do with it.

Right.

But he is, I mean, he and his penis are like Starsky and Hutch.

They are a...

A team that cannot be separated and every story goes to his penis.

I mean, he really, I think his greatest move was he's walking around the house and he's got his dick out.

And I go, all right, put your penis away.

And he's like, what?

Put your pants on and put your penis away.

And Molly, my wife's like, you know, Billy, okay, all right, it's funny, but put your penis away.

He's like, it's not, my penis is not out.

And he kept a straight face and insisted that his penis wasn't out and then started crying, like as if, as one would if his penis wasn't out.

And he's just like, what?

why are you saying this?

It's not, why are you saying my penis is out?

It's not out.

And it's fucking out.

And you just like, you don't know what to do, you know, because it's out number one, but part of you really admires this insane Avenue that he's chosen to walk down.

And then the other part doesn't want him to do it at school, you know?