Jimmy Kimmel
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Podcast Appearances
So we have Trump gut and Trump ditch.
Yeah, wheeled itself on in and said, Grandpa's dead.
And it just rolls back out.
Homer Simpson receding into the bushes.
Yeah.
We don't like this guy.
Well, wait a minute.
A fax comes over the wire.
Stop.
Full stop.
And remember, we did the story a while back that the cat of death that would go sleep on people's beds in the nursing home and that person would die the next day.
Yeah.
Turns out it was like smelling death on people.
Very macabre.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get a head start.
Moving on?
Moving on.
Shall we?
Police in Florida say a woman was arrested this week for allegedly shooting her boyfriend because he was snoring.