Jimmy Kimmel

He went and shot a man for snoring.

So this wife... She must have had the Encyclopedia Britannica and took a page, because 47-year-old Lori Morin was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery.

That's not one of the Dalton boys we're looking at.

Well, for the most of you who thought there were no blockbuster videos left, you're wrong.

There is now one blockbuster video left on the planet, and it's in Bend, Oregon.

It's officially the last one now that the last one in Australia shut its windows.

Who choreographs the dancing fountains outside?

Who choreographs all the dancing fountains outside?

All right.

Well, doctors now have a better understanding of what happens to us when we die, and many believe your brain may stay alive long enough after your death to actually realize you're dead.

It seems that the... Really?

According to the New York Post, it seems that you can still be brain active for up to 20 seconds.

That means for 20 seconds, you're hanging out, prisoner in your own lifeless body, listening to conversations by doctors and loved ones talking about you being dead.

They get to finish their soliloquy.

I feel like you're the one person who's allowed to.

It's undignified.

All right.

Well, let's just stay with the macabre, shall we?

Yes.

Traffic on a Bay Area freeway came to a stop recently after one California family chose to honor a recently deceased loved one by throwing wads of cash out the window of the car on the freeway.