Jimmy Kimmel
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Homer Simpson receding into the bushes.
Yeah.
We don't like this guy.
Well, wait a minute.
A fax comes over the wire.
Stop.
Full stop.
And remember, we did the story a while back that the cat of death that would go sleep on people's beds in the nursing home and that person would die the next day.
Yeah.
Turns out it was like smelling death on people.
Very macabre.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get a head start.
Moving on?
Moving on.
Shall we?
Police in Florida say a woman was arrested this week for allegedly shooting her boyfriend because he was snoring.
He went and shot a man for snoring.
So this wife... She must have had the Encyclopedia Britannica and took a page, because 47-year-old Lori Morin was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery.
That's not one of the Dalton boys we're looking at.