Jimmy Kimmel

It was. And they told me exactly what they would have would have been in the envelope. You know, Jack's eyes open, you know, the whole the as it ended. But spoiler for me, 15 years later, do you know the ending?

It was. And they told me exactly what they would have would have been in the envelope. You know, Jack's eyes open, you know, the whole the as it ended. But spoiler for me, 15 years later, do you know the ending?

It was. And they told me exactly what they would have would have been in the envelope. You know, Jack's eyes open, you know, the whole the as it ended. But spoiler for me, 15 years later, do you know the ending?

I don't like eggs. When I was on the radio, I felt that my television career was heating up. And so I announced to the guys I worked with, one of the guys was a vegetarian, but he didn't mind a little bacon on his food. He got an Egg McMuffin and he, you know, those McDonald's like circular pieces of bacon. They're like prefabricated bacon.

I don't like eggs. When I was on the radio, I felt that my television career was heating up. And so I announced to the guys I worked with, one of the guys was a vegetarian, but he didn't mind a little bacon on his food. He got an Egg McMuffin and he, you know, those McDonald's like circular pieces of bacon. They're like prefabricated bacon.

I don't like eggs. When I was on the radio, I felt that my television career was heating up. And so I announced to the guys I worked with, one of the guys was a vegetarian, but he didn't mind a little bacon on his food. He got an Egg McMuffin and he, you know, those McDonald's like circular pieces of bacon. They're like prefabricated bacon.

He pulled it off and I picked it up and I said, if I'm still working here and I nailed it to the wall. And I said, if I'm still working here in one year, I'm going to eat this bacon. And so, It hung on the wall for a year. And of course, I was still there at the end of the year.

He pulled it off and I picked it up and I said, if I'm still working here and I nailed it to the wall. And I said, if I'm still working here in one year, I'm going to eat this bacon. And so, It hung on the wall for a year. And of course, I was still there at the end of the year.

He pulled it off and I picked it up and I said, if I'm still working here and I nailed it to the wall. And I said, if I'm still working here in one year, I'm going to eat this bacon. And so, It hung on the wall for a year. And of course, I was still there at the end of the year.

And I felt I had to eat it because I said I would. And I did. I ate the bacon. It had the consistency of like a giant fingernail.

And I felt I had to eat it because I said I would. And I did. I ate the bacon. It had the consistency of like a giant fingernail.

And I felt I had to eat it because I said I would. And I did. I ate the bacon. It had the consistency of like a giant fingernail.

It did not make me sick. I started feeling sick just because people were calling in and telling me about trichinosis and various pork-related parasites. Yeah. It turns out you can do that. It's one of the great things about McDonald's food. You can put it on a shelf for a year.

It did not make me sick. I started feeling sick just because people were calling in and telling me about trichinosis and various pork-related parasites. Yeah. It turns out you can do that. It's one of the great things about McDonald's food. You can put it on a shelf for a year.

It did not make me sick. I started feeling sick just because people were calling in and telling me about trichinosis and various pork-related parasites. Yeah. It turns out you can do that. It's one of the great things about McDonald's food. You can put it on a shelf for a year.

Well, all children are at least kind of smelly, right? I mean, I know mine are. If you don't bathe them, yes. I think I'd rather be a shambolic rube. I'm not far off from that in the first place.

Well, all children are at least kind of smelly, right? I mean, I know mine are. If you don't bathe them, yes. I think I'd rather be a shambolic rube. I'm not far off from that in the first place.

Well, all children are at least kind of smelly, right? I mean, I know mine are. If you don't bathe them, yes. I think I'd rather be a shambolic rube. I'm not far off from that in the first place.

Thank you, Leah H. You've got people calling you and saying praise Kier now.

Thank you, Leah H. You've got people calling you and saying praise Kier now.