Jimmy Kimmel

And threw $500 out the window that belonged to the deceased.

Those were his wishes.

Apparently the freeways were blocked for a while.

People leaving their cars in the middle of traffic because ones are raining down from the heavens.

You got it.

I'm Gina Grad, and that's the news.

Gina, Gina!

Here's the real State of the Union, okay?

We have a nutjob wannabe king who's doing everything he can to censor opinions he doesn't want to hear.

He has his goons arresting, incarcerating, and killing American citizens.

He's got funding for cancer research and children's hospitals, while he rakes in literally billions of dollars for himself and his family.

He's coming after our right to vote.

He's protecting pedophiles and won't explain it.

He's lining the pockets of billionaires all while

neglecting the sick, the poor, the hungry, in the name of Jesus, by the way, who you can read all about in a Donald Trump edition of the God Bless the USA Bible that is made in China and available for $99.99.

That is the state of the union.

This video is infinitely more important than any of the footage of the communist nurse committing 10 different felonies before being shot to death.

If our leaders are intentionally creating and encouraging violence and fear, then I hope you will also agree we need new leaders because these are not leaders.

And...

And to the people of Minneapolis, to the Pretty family and the Good family, and these people who were looking out for their neighbors, we want you to know that we are with you and you are not alone.