Jimmy Wisman
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Old-fashioned.
Old-fashioned.
I don't know. The men sit and the women make us a grill.
I don't know. The men sit and the women make us a grill.
Pretty well alone. Yeah.
Pretty well alone. Yeah.
What? Hot dogs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers. Pretty old-fashioned. That's it, yeah. Sitting around. Parades, again, very old-fashioned.
What? Hot dogs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers. Pretty old-fashioned. That's it, yeah. Sitting around. Parades, again, very old-fashioned.
Well, she didn't kill Tess because she would have had to kill a guy, too. I think that's what that is.
Well, she didn't kill Tess because she would have had to kill a guy, too. I think that's what that is.
Oxygen. I need a contract.
Oxygen. I need a contract.
But what about the lady in Florida? You can't blame him for this.
But what about the lady in Florida? You can't blame him for this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely haunted her.
Absolutely haunted her.
You went right to the ATM and took five grand.
You went right to the ATM and took five grand.
Five grand, Lois.
Five grand, Lois.
Yeah, just say it. Just say what you did.
Yeah, just say it. Just say what you did.
Your sister recognized her mental break and went to Ace Hardware and solved the problem.
Your sister recognized her mental break and went to Ace Hardware and solved the problem.
She's out of her fucking mind.
She's out of her fucking mind.
And refuses to admit she's an asshole.
And refuses to admit she's an asshole.
As long as she got away with it, yeah.
As long as she got away with it, yeah.
I love your three rivers. I can't wait.
I love your three rivers. I can't wait.
We love it. I hate your fucking marathons, but I love your city.
We love it. I hate your fucking marathons, but I love your city.
And Columbus is almost sold out, too. You better hurry. That's going fast, too.
And Columbus is almost sold out, too. You better hurry. That's going fast, too.
This week's executive producers are Neil and Gretchen Jones. Holy shit. Thank you, Joneses. You're wonderful. You're fantastic. I can't say it enough. That's so kind of you. No one's keeping up with you, Joneses. Nobody's keeping up with these Joneses. But these people are trying. Andrea Fellows, Jill King, Gary Howard, Meredith McClure, Kevin Brown, and Amanda Clayton. Thank you all very much.
This week's executive producers are Neil and Gretchen Jones. Holy shit. Thank you, Joneses. You're wonderful. You're fantastic. I can't say it enough. That's so kind of you. No one's keeping up with you, Joneses. Nobody's keeping up with these Joneses. But these people are trying. Andrea Fellows, Jill King, Gary Howard, Meredith McClure, Kevin Brown, and Amanda Clayton. Thank you all very much.
This is summertime fair is what this is.
This is summertime fair is what this is.
For going above and beyond. You didn't have to do that, and we really appreciate you. Fuck yes, we do.
For going above and beyond. You didn't have to do that, and we really appreciate you. Fuck yes, we do.
Other producers this week are Beth Buell, Janice Hill, Tiffany Gonzalez, Amanda Mason, Jesse with no last name, Courtney Doerr, Andy Cote, or just Cote, or maybe Cody, Kimberly Brown, V. Chobney, I believe, I don't know, Zachariah Ward, CeleryStock13, Jesse Struthers, Hannah Franzi, Franz, maybe Franz, Lisa, oh boy, Bastischeck, Bastus chick. Bastus chick. Batus chick?
Other producers this week are Beth Buell, Janice Hill, Tiffany Gonzalez, Amanda Mason, Jesse with no last name, Courtney Doerr, Andy Cote, or just Cote, or maybe Cody, Kimberly Brown, V. Chobney, I believe, I don't know, Zachariah Ward, CeleryStock13, Jesse Struthers, Hannah Franzi, Franz, maybe Franz, Lisa, oh boy, Bastischeck, Bastus chick. Bastus chick. Batus chick?
Is there two S's that are silent? We'll never know. Fast Frog 007. Prankster 03. Madeline Victoria. Tori Ludwig. Chari. Chari. Chari with no last name. Brittany Davidson. Billy Welch. Cody Bryant. Miss Taylor XO. Thank you, Miss Taylor. Caitlin Bear. Bear, yes. Natalie Arencibia. Arencibia. Thank you, Natalie.
Is there two S's that are silent? We'll never know. Fast Frog 007. Prankster 03. Madeline Victoria. Tori Ludwig. Chari. Chari. Chari with no last name. Brittany Davidson. Billy Welch. Cody Bryant. Miss Taylor XO. Thank you, Miss Taylor. Caitlin Bear. Bear, yes. Natalie Arencibia. Arencibia. Thank you, Natalie.
Ben with no last name, John Hollenby, Junan, Junan Hayes, Jacob Troublefield, Pam W., Casper the Spicy Ghost, Daniel Davis, Melissa Zenzen, Cassie with an ass, James, Griffin. She a friendly ghost, though? She might be a spicy ghost. I imagine she's telling us that it's not Casey but Cassie.
Ben with no last name, John Hollenby, Junan, Junan Hayes, Jacob Troublefield, Pam W., Casper the Spicy Ghost, Daniel Davis, Melissa Zenzen, Cassie with an ass, James, Griffin. She a friendly ghost, though? She might be a spicy ghost. I imagine she's telling us that it's not Casey but Cassie.
All right, Tim Dennis, Jenny with no last name, Tara Hodgson, Bo Billy Lover, Michelle Bingham, Sabrina Snowden, Maria Tamanaka, Lazara, Jill Crouch, Jay with no last name. This show brought to you by the letter J. Karen Turner, Mandy Colvin, Devin Berenger, Sonia Aliaga, Kate Courtney, Derek Kitchen, Christina Franklin, Jennifer Newsome, Hunter Pickett, Aaron Lilly, Christina Marie, Corey Gaines.
All right, Tim Dennis, Jenny with no last name, Tara Hodgson, Bo Billy Lover, Michelle Bingham, Sabrina Snowden, Maria Tamanaka, Lazara, Jill Crouch, Jay with no last name. This show brought to you by the letter J. Karen Turner, Mandy Colvin, Devin Berenger, Sonia Aliaga, Kate Courtney, Derek Kitchen, Christina Franklin, Jennifer Newsome, Hunter Pickett, Aaron Lilly, Christina Marie, Corey Gaines.
Oh, boy. wow is that i wonder is he trying to make me say something gross with that i don't know sophia uh kudik it helps if you want to do that get someone who's a real good reader probably sophia kudik she could be making me say something gross i don't Taylor Kennedy, SJ, Nicky Young, Mams McGuire, Richard Lee, Jim McKee, Rachel Sanborn, Ray Early, Kim P. She's an LPN in Oklahoma.
Oh, boy. wow is that i wonder is he trying to make me say something gross with that i don't know sophia uh kudik it helps if you want to do that get someone who's a real good reader probably sophia kudik she could be making me say something gross i don't Taylor Kennedy, SJ, Nicky Young, Mams McGuire, Richard Lee, Jim McKee, Rachel Sanborn, Ray Early, Kim P. She's an LPN in Oklahoma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Casey with no last name. S and C, the letters. S-C. Stephen Charles Walter, Stacey Lee, Amanda Zerringer, Chocolate Diesel. All right, Crystal. Abby with no last name. Amanda Rodine. Anne Hank. Louise Rosalie. Gabrielle Smith. Aiste. Aiste. A. I don't know. Sean McCloskey. Todd Winninger. L, R, and H. L, R, H. I don't know what that is.
Casey with no last name. S and C, the letters. S-C. Stephen Charles Walter, Stacey Lee, Amanda Zerringer, Chocolate Diesel. All right, Crystal. Abby with no last name. Amanda Rodine. Anne Hank. Louise Rosalie. Gabrielle Smith. Aiste. Aiste. A. I don't know. Sean McCloskey. Todd Winninger. L, R, and H. L, R, H. I don't know what that is.
Lauren Ray, Jim Montgomery, Lacey Fithian, Haley Henson, Dara Jordan, Maddie Brown, Lizzie with no last name, Tanya Knight, Mark Langworthy, Sinead Feeney, Carissa Tucker-Ellis, Cindy Jensen, R. Brown, Shermaine Steves. Alec Cornelison, Amanda Thomas, Jennifer Bruno, Stephanie May, Giancarlo Ruffino. Look at me getting good with this Italian shit.
Lauren Ray, Jim Montgomery, Lacey Fithian, Haley Henson, Dara Jordan, Maddie Brown, Lizzie with no last name, Tanya Knight, Mark Langworthy, Sinead Feeney, Carissa Tucker-Ellis, Cindy Jensen, R. Brown, Shermaine Steves. Alec Cornelison, Amanda Thomas, Jennifer Bruno, Stephanie May, Giancarlo Ruffino. Look at me getting good with this Italian shit.
Generator-powered TVs in 1776.
Generator-powered TVs in 1776.
Did I say it wrong?
Did I say it wrong?
Oh, okay. Giancarlo sounds fucking funny.
Oh, okay. Giancarlo sounds fucking funny.
Ian Ruggles, Evan Rude, Melissa Pevernoke. Pevernoke. Pevornoke. Pevornick. All right. Chase Parham. George Beaver. Jesus Christ. Colleen Walsh. Laura Collins. Catherine with no last name. Kyrie Jetson. Wine-a-saur. Wine-a-saur. Very funny. Kate McD. Samantha Coleman. Tanya Martinez. Aaron Logan. Michael with no last name. Dustin. Devolved. You're fucking just disapproval.
Ian Ruggles, Evan Rude, Melissa Pevernoke. Pevernoke. Pevornoke. Pevornick. All right. Chase Parham. George Beaver. Jesus Christ. Colleen Walsh. Laura Collins. Catherine with no last name. Kyrie Jetson. Wine-a-saur. Wine-a-saur. Very funny. Kate McD. Samantha Coleman. Tanya Martinez. Aaron Logan. Michael with no last name. Dustin. Devolved. You're fucking just disapproval.
Jimmy's got his fingers up. Oh, it's cracking up.
Jimmy's got his fingers up. Oh, it's cracking up.
That disapproval is hilarious. Nicola Jaworska. Kimberly Kunapfel. She may be trying to make me say something dirty. Matthew Marks. Milhollow Maple. Callie Swanson. Kenzie Money. Kimber Herzog. Aaron with no last name. Steve Richmond. Jill with no last name. Caitlin Allen. Mitch Hanlon. Eric Just Eric. Gorgon. Gorgon Z. What? Didn't we just? The wrestler's last name was Gorgon?
That disapproval is hilarious. Nicola Jaworska. Kimberly Kunapfel. She may be trying to make me say something dirty. Matthew Marks. Milhollow Maple. Callie Swanson. Kenzie Money. Kimber Herzog. Aaron with no last name. Steve Richmond. Jill with no last name. Caitlin Allen. Mitch Hanlon. Eric Just Eric. Gorgon. Gorgon Z. What? Didn't we just? The wrestler's last name was Gorgon?
That is fucking crazy. All right. That's weird.
That is fucking crazy. All right. That's weird.
That's bizarre, right? Elbow grease. All right.
That's bizarre, right? Elbow grease. All right.
That's why you're ruining my life. Joy or Irwin? Alex Barlow, Kristen Canlan, Canton, C-A-N-T-I-N. Buffy and Chauncey Cote. Buffy, that's wild. Kerry Rahman. I didn't know that was actually somebody's name. Rahman. Rahman. Brian Hoffman. Andrew Campbell. Desmona Shaw. Somebody just texted me and said they were sitting on a plane, James, next to Ice-T and Coco and their kid.
That's why you're ruining my life. Joy or Irwin? Alex Barlow, Kristen Canlan, Canton, C-A-N-T-I-N. Buffy and Chauncey Cote. Buffy, that's wild. Kerry Rahman. I didn't know that was actually somebody's name. Rahman. Rahman. Brian Hoffman. Andrew Campbell. Desmona Shaw. Somebody just texted me and said they were sitting on a plane, James, next to Ice-T and Coco and their kid.
That man still flies fucking a regular commercial. It's bananas. Brian Hoffman, Andrew Campbell, Desmona Shaw, I said that, Quizzical Queen, Spikeinger, Vicky Hay, Phil Barrera, Logan Armstrong, Beth with no last name, Nate with no last name, Eric Beacon, Roderick Rose, Brent with no last name, Chef Blake1016, Holly Hagman, Leah Stenoulson, Yikes.
That man still flies fucking a regular commercial. It's bananas. Brian Hoffman, Andrew Campbell, Desmona Shaw, I said that, Quizzical Queen, Spikeinger, Vicky Hay, Phil Barrera, Logan Armstrong, Beth with no last name, Nate with no last name, Eric Beacon, Roderick Rose, Brent with no last name, Chef Blake1016, Holly Hagman, Leah Stenoulson, Yikes.
Katie Tracy, Micah Tetralt, and all of our patrons. You guys are amazing.
Katie Tracy, Micah Tetralt, and all of our patrons. You guys are amazing.
What? At the gas station?
What? At the gas station?
I assure you gas station chicken is a bad idea.
I assure you gas station chicken is a bad idea.
Not a good idea.
Not a good idea.
Several beer gardens. I love those. Four.
Several beer gardens. I love those. Four.
The poor bastard J or L has people behind him making music and people in front dancing. Poor bastard can't sell anything.
The poor bastard J or L has people behind him making music and people in front dancing. Poor bastard can't sell anything.
Maybe so.
Maybe so.
Mamert?
Mamert?
I don't think he's going to make it with that name.
I don't think he's going to make it with that name.
Go with your middle name, Travis. Travis John or Travis Paul.
Go with your middle name, Travis. Travis John or Travis Paul.
Here's a picture of an actual bastard.
Here's a picture of an actual bastard.
They have children dress up in time. An old timey orphan time period.
They have children dress up in time. An old timey orphan time period.
Unwanted.
Unwanted.
And my dad didn't have mammaries to feed me.
And my dad didn't have mammaries to feed me.
Wow. Everybody just doing well and being nice to each other?
Wow. Everybody just doing well and being nice to each other?
Minnesota nice as fuck.
Minnesota nice as fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that was a person.
Oh, I didn't know that was a person.
Yeah, that is a good one. 81 to 85, that's a solid service year.
Yeah, that is a good one. 81 to 85, that's a solid service year.
He's got one of those claws with the padded thing you throw your knee into?
He's got one of those claws with the padded thing you throw your knee into?
Do you call that a carpet stretcher or some shit like that?
Do you call that a carpet stretcher or some shit like that?
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
Really?
Really?
Oh, you just leave it wrinkly?
Oh, you just leave it wrinkly?
Well, there's some bluegill around there, too.
Well, there's some bluegill around there, too.
Eight hours of work and then, Phil, the rest of the time chasing skirt and fishing.
Eight hours of work and then, Phil, the rest of the time chasing skirt and fishing.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's incredible.
That's incredible.
Is it Jimmy Houston?
Is it Jimmy Houston?
Yeah, and that's a NOS fish.
Yeah, and that's a NOS fish.
It's not even a euphemism. He's really doing it.
It's not even a euphemism. He's really doing it.
Nailing it. Yeah.
Nailing it. Yeah.
Man. He's got so much money.
Man. He's got so much money.
I'd never heard of it until the show. I mean, obviously, it had to have been a thing 100 years ago, but...
I'd never heard of it until the show. I mean, obviously, it had to have been a thing 100 years ago, but...
There's so many. I'll show you a new one every week.
There's so many. I'll show you a new one every week.
Yeah. She started collecting mementos that reminded her grandmother that spontaneously combusted.
Yeah. She started collecting mementos that reminded her grandmother that spontaneously combusted.
Now back to the show.
Now back to the show.
And you don't have a kid every time you fuck. These people are just constantly fucking. They do.
And you don't have a kid every time you fuck. These people are just constantly fucking. They do.
That's fascinating. They're supposed to swim slower. Not here.
That's fascinating. They're supposed to swim slower. Not here.
Really?
Really?
Like salmon.
Like salmon.
I sit on peas all the time.
I sit on peas all the time.
Sure. So you got to do that, man.
Sure. So you got to do that, man.
I'm Jimmy Wisman.
I'm Jimmy Wisman.
At 10 a.m., you're just going to drink, buddy.
At 10 a.m., you're just going to drink, buddy.
It's a great idea. It's all you can do. Yeah, start a fucking daycare. That's tough otherwise. Unless other people drop their kids too.
It's a great idea. It's all you can do. Yeah, start a fucking daycare. That's tough otherwise. Unless other people drop their kids too.
Yeah. I'm sorry. Just bring strangers' kids too.
Yeah. I'm sorry. Just bring strangers' kids too.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, these are real worms. Worms, yeah.
Oh, these are real worms. Worms, yeah.
What year is this?
What year is this?
Oh, okay. All right. You can't call it I Got Worms? I Got Worms. Dumb and Dumber joke, wasn't it?
Oh, okay. All right. You can't call it I Got Worms? I Got Worms. Dumb and Dumber joke, wasn't it?
Yeah. You could sell internet worms. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Yeah. You could sell internet worms. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Small town direction.
Small town direction.
You pass five, buddy, you've gone too far.
You pass five, buddy, you've gone too far.
Waxworm and some bitch.
Waxworm and some bitch.
Love him.
Love him.
He's making worms fuck, for Christ's sake.
He's making worms fuck, for Christ's sake.
If you're in or around or nearby. Get tickets now. Let's go.
If you're in or around or nearby. Get tickets now. Let's go.
She knows how to operate a mop, I'll tell you.
She knows how to operate a mop, I'll tell you.
And they turn right back into a worm.
And they turn right back into a worm.
In the morning, on their way to work?
In the morning, on their way to work?
It cost you $20 to leave your kid. I just made you $20 worth of sandwiches. That's what I mean. She's doing this for free.
It cost you $20 to leave your kid. I just made you $20 worth of sandwiches. That's what I mean. She's doing this for free.
Truly, yeah.
Truly, yeah.
Beat them if you want. I don't give a shit.
Beat them if you want. I don't give a shit.
That's more than spoiling, James.
That's more than spoiling, James.
That's awesome. That's not giving them an ice cream when mom says no. She bought them ATVs.
That's awesome. That's not giving them an ice cream when mom says no. She bought them ATVs.
She knows the path to friendship leads from the belly, man.
She knows the path to friendship leads from the belly, man.
I don't know many people that have been in my life that brought me food that I was like, that guy's a piece of shit.
I don't know many people that have been in my life that brought me food that I was like, that guy's a piece of shit.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah, she did it.
Yeah, she did it.
What's the gestation period of worms that you can move that many?
What's the gestation period of worms that you can move that many?
How fast do they make new worms? I don't know.
How fast do they make new worms? I don't know.
You know, when you buy bait, it's like a scoop of dirt and it's just got worms in it. How do you know how many are in there?
You know, when you buy bait, it's like a scoop of dirt and it's just got worms in it. How do you know how many are in there?
There's a guy with an ice cream scoop that's like, I don't know, it's got dirt and worms in there somewhere.
There's a guy with an ice cream scoop that's like, I don't know, it's got dirt and worms in there somewhere.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
I mean, you'd probably be all right.
I mean, you'd probably be all right.
I remember that.
I remember that.
They sure are. They're little tabs. You pull them and match a three, you win.
They sure are. They're little tabs. You pull them and match a three, you win.
They've got one there.
They've got one there.
It's hopping, yeah.
It's hopping, yeah.
Is this a liquor store you can actually drink what you buy? Yes. That's a bar, isn't it?
Is this a liquor store you can actually drink what you buy? Yes. That's a bar, isn't it?
What a great life it is, too. It's so wholesome and fun.
What a great life it is, too. It's so wholesome and fun.
Yeah, that was the tournament.
Yeah, that was the tournament.
I've got so much to do and no time to do it in.
I've got so much to do and no time to do it in.
Really?
Really?
Cabela's is involved. You better bring Greg in. It's a big day. Yeah.
Cabela's is involved. You better bring Greg in. It's a big day. Yeah.
Oh, voice to text.
Oh, voice to text.
We got to go do a creep thing. Let's go do it at the creepiest time ever.
We got to go do a creep thing. Let's go do it at the creepiest time ever.
Oh.
Oh.
Put your hands together, and I'll step in them, and then you push me up.
Put your hands together, and I'll step in them, and then you push me up.
I'll stand on your back.
I'll stand on your back.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
He was never sick.
He was never sick.
Now back to the show.
Now back to the show.
Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
Why, James?
Why, James?
Now back to the show.
Now back to the show.
That's the deal.
That's the deal.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
Now, back to the show.
Now, back to the show.
Oh.
Oh.
A cute, smiled, round lady in the casino.
A cute, smiled, round lady in the casino.
Fraud, yeah.
Fraud, yeah.
This is over 11 grand.
This is over 11 grand.
Not bad.
Not bad.
And taking real cases and being like, solve this shit, 11th grader.
And taking real cases and being like, solve this shit, 11th grader.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, at least giving me an idea of something to do.
Yeah, at least giving me an idea of something to do.
I just learned I like this.
I just learned I like this.
11 grand is not forever money. What the fuck is going on?
11 grand is not forever money. What the fuck is going on?
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, gambling helps them escape the boring monotony?
Oh, gambling helps them escape the boring monotony?
Just pull the knob. Just pull the lever.
Just pull the knob. Just pull the lever.
Pull again.
Pull again.
It has nothing to do with winning.
It has nothing to do with winning.
I'd never gamble again.
I'd never gamble again.
Didn't we drive by one of those in Oklahoma that looked like that? Oh, yeah.
Didn't we drive by one of those in Oklahoma that looked like that? Oh, yeah.
Is it a place to put ashes, or was it an actual grave?
Is it a place to put ashes, or was it an actual grave?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
It ruins lives so much worse. Yes.
It ruins lives so much worse. Yes.
It might be worse because you don't see when somebody's fucked up. That's the thing. You know what I mean? You can see when somebody's fucked up on drugs or alcohol. On drugs.
It might be worse because you don't see when somebody's fucked up. That's the thing. You know what I mean? You can see when somebody's fucked up on drugs or alcohol. On drugs.
Get it together.
Get it together.
It's more of a disease, an awful disease, because when you have a half a million dollars, you don't have to gamble anymore. And then you made that disappear gambling. How? Why?
It's more of a disease, an awful disease, because when you have a half a million dollars, you don't have to gamble anymore. And then you made that disappear gambling. How? Why?
God fucking shit.
God fucking shit.
You can do it from your couch watching whatever the fuck you're gambling on.
You can do it from your couch watching whatever the fuck you're gambling on.
Everything. Every fucking thing.
Everything. Every fucking thing.
I hate it so much.
I hate it so much.
What is that?
What is that?
I can't deal with her. You guys take her?
I can't deal with her. You guys take her?
You guys got everything for 100 years.
You guys got everything for 100 years.
What the hell was going on there?
What the hell was going on there?
What'd she do with it, James? God damn it.
What'd she do with it, James? God damn it.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I'm just paying bills.
I'm just paying bills.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It broke everything.
It broke everything.
I mean, just adding all these dollars up, James, that's so much money that she gave to Diamond Joe.
I mean, just adding all these dollars up, James, that's so much money that she gave to Diamond Joe.
Oh?
Oh?
They don't put mayo on it? Obviously not, no. There's a lot of things that they do that just, they do the right things.
They don't put mayo on it? Obviously not, no. There's a lot of things that they do that just, they do the right things.
Crisp lettuce, big thick tomato too. It's just a good goddamn burger.
Crisp lettuce, big thick tomato too. It's just a good goddamn burger.
It does move.
It does move.
It's like a large coffee in a burger form.
It's like a large coffee in a burger form.
That means this is going to be a sticky deuce.
That means this is going to be a sticky deuce.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's the thing. Oh, Jesus.
That's the thing. Oh, Jesus.
Is she breathing Christ? I hope not through her nose. Jesus, I don't know, man.
Is she breathing Christ? I hope not through her nose. Jesus, I don't know, man.
Or she tried to commit suicide. $110,000 is a lot of money.
Or she tried to commit suicide. $110,000 is a lot of money.
That's some really, really dark shit to say out loud.
That's some really, really dark shit to say out loud.
It's like the Texas Rangers, right?
It's like the Texas Rangers, right?
Minnesota Texas Rangers.
Minnesota Texas Rangers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that oddball shit?
Is that oddball shit?
You can write that if you want.
You can write that if you want.
Write it in Charlie Brown spellings. I don't care, but she did oddball shit.
Write it in Charlie Brown spellings. I don't care, but she did oddball shit.
It's okay. I was visiting a friend in Jersey.
It's okay. I was visiting a friend in Jersey.
That's the problem. I was in Newark.
That's the problem. I was in Newark.
Who the hell wrote that one?
Who the hell wrote that one?
Who cares how old she is and the alliteration you can do there? Losing Streak Lois is everything.
Who cares how old she is and the alliteration you can do there? Losing Streak Lois is everything.
Right down the road?
Right down the road?
Now you can come there and piss away your inheritance.
Now you can come there and piss away your inheritance.
And drive her even more mad.
And drive her even more mad.
It's a defunct farm.
It's a defunct farm.
It's like saying this is a KFC, and it clearly used to be a Wendy's. I was going to say, it still has the atrium out front.
It's like saying this is a KFC, and it clearly used to be a Wendy's. I was going to say, it still has the atrium out front.
Keeps you away from the ones that are waiting on that bucket to fill. When they hit it big on the nickels.
Keeps you away from the ones that are waiting on that bucket to fill. When they hit it big on the nickels.
This isn't a lot of money at all.
This isn't a lot of money at all.
Eating that don't-have-to-chew-it sandwich. Those things are so wet.
Eating that don't-have-to-chew-it sandwich. Those things are so wet.
I've eaten exactly one of them and threw the rest of it away. Like, oh, why'd I do this?
I've eaten exactly one of them and threw the rest of it away. Like, oh, why'd I do this?
Yeah, it just mushes. You have to puncture skin. You don't even have to chew it.
Yeah, it just mushes. You have to puncture skin. You don't even have to chew it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we don't even know if they're still there. She may have sold them by now.
And we don't even know if they're still there. She may have sold them by now.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, the couple's party at the cabin.
Yeah, the couple's party at the cabin.
Well, Minnesota is not thawed.
Well, Minnesota is not thawed.
That's a seven month wintering.
That's a seven month wintering.
Okay.
Okay.
For 100 years, evidently.
For 100 years, evidently.
Driving off being all Lois.
Driving off being all Lois.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Let's go to the island. Wow. Five o'clock always.
Let's go to the island. Wow. Five o'clock always.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Okay.
She likes all the cool shit.
She likes all the cool shit.
Fuck. Yeah.
Fuck. Yeah.
Yeah, even your mom is not mommy. That's weird. Hey, Linda.
Yeah, even your mom is not mommy. That's weird. Hey, Linda.
We're doing the same exact shit.
We're doing the same exact shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come to my house. I mean, she goes and gets on people's boats. That's what I mean.
Come to my house. I mean, she goes and gets on people's boats. That's what I mean.
She's widowed, too, and not one tear. Just a lot of margaritas.
She's widowed, too, and not one tear. Just a lot of margaritas.
Vodka, tequila, rum. She's going nuts.
Vodka, tequila, rum. She's going nuts.
And all booze.
And all booze.
To try to calm down.
To try to calm down.
No shit.
No shit.
She's looking for fun. This isn't fun.
She's looking for fun. This isn't fun.
And now back to the show.
And now back to the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay. All right, listen.
Okay. All right, listen.
Where the fuck is Pam?
Where the fuck is Pam?
Nice.
Nice.
She's got to stay in mainland.
She's got to stay in mainland.
She's going to turn herself in for the reward money to keep gambling.
She's going to turn herself in for the reward money to keep gambling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't like finding dead bodies. Do you guys mind?
I don't like finding dead bodies. Do you guys mind?
What a terrible way to go.
What a terrible way to go.
From the back, huh?
From the back, huh?
Trying to stop the smell.
Trying to stop the smell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is why everybody loves it.
This is why everybody loves it.
This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get some key lime pie, and if we don't find her by then, then we'll call.
Let's get some key lime pie, and if we don't find her by then, then we'll call.
This is horrifying. This is horrifying. There's so many women that look like grandmas. Exactly.
This is horrifying. This is horrifying. There's so many women that look like grandmas. Exactly.
Wasn't she?
Wasn't she?
And that's how you can make the money, so you're going to do it.
And that's how you can make the money, so you're going to do it.
Spanish refugee. Is that what that is?
Spanish refugee. Is that what that is?
She's so diabolical and dangerous.
She's so diabolical and dangerous.
This is what you want.
This is what you want.
Oh.
Oh.
So now she's LaDonna.
So now she's LaDonna.
This is Henry. Oh, Henry? Yes.
This is Henry. Oh, Henry? Yes.
Stop calling her that.
Stop calling her that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's his job.
That's his job.
Not twice my age.
Not twice my age.
What is going on?
What is going on?
And she's trying to be somebody else now so that she can find that person and just be them.
And she's trying to be somebody else now so that she can find that person and just be them.
What? She got a belly tattoo?
What? She got a belly tattoo?
It's not bad, yeah.
It's not bad, yeah.
She got an Island Life tattoo?
She got an Island Life tattoo?
She's got Salt Life tattooed on her belly.
She's got Salt Life tattooed on her belly.
Yeah, what's going on?
Yeah, what's going on?
I don't know. Quoting season two, episode seven of Happy Days.
I don't know. Quoting season two, episode seven of Happy Days.
She's a hard-drinking gal.
She's a hard-drinking gal.
This is 12 people she's hung out with.
This is 12 people she's hung out with.
What they mean is hard wood floor.
What they mean is hard wood floor.
That tells me how clean it is.
That tells me how clean it is.
That's why she plays slots, James, because she has a tell.
That's why she plays slots, James, because she has a tell.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
It's a murderer. I swear it.
It's a murderer. I swear it.
Nothing's happened since I've installed it, so I haven't had to look.
Nothing's happened since I've installed it, so I haven't had to look.
And they want you to know, but if they miss you, they wrote it on the door.
And they want you to know, but if they miss you, they wrote it on the door.
Your cult's probably not on you. It's probably in here.
Your cult's probably not on you. It's probably in here.
She was tired.
She was tired.
I was going to have to kill somebody that's friends with open micers, for God's sake.
I was going to have to kill somebody that's friends with open micers, for God's sake.
She hasn't even used that yet.
She hasn't even used that yet.
She was going to do this for so long. In a blaze of glory. No shit.
She was going to do this for so long. In a blaze of glory. No shit.
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how expensive eating out is, too, by the way.
That's how expensive eating out is, too, by the way.
Yeah, resorts at the bar, drinking and eating fucking whatever that shit is.
Yeah, resorts at the bar, drinking and eating fucking whatever that shit is.
Those people are doing great. Those people vacation in Turks and Caicos.
Those people are doing great. Those people vacation in Turks and Caicos.
They go down to Barbados, for Christ's sake.
They go down to Barbados, for Christ's sake.
He goes to Thailand for like a sex vacation.
He goes to Thailand for like a sex vacation.
We got to get some TVs with CBS on them.
We got to get some TVs with CBS on them.
No?
No?
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
She turned $16,000 into $538 in three weeks.
She turned $16,000 into $538 in three weeks.
She drove the whole gulf because you fucked up.
She drove the whole gulf because you fucked up.
Hopefully that'll... Huh?
Hopefully that'll... Huh?
And in like a really scum while she's brushing her teeth.
And in like a really scum while she's brushing her teeth.
She got a belly tattoo. It's not gambling, is it?
She got a belly tattoo. It's not gambling, is it?
It's weird to flee the state and continue killing and gambling doing this.
It's weird to flee the state and continue killing and gambling doing this.
Or they borrow from their friends and their friends are all connected via one common thing.
Or they borrow from their friends and their friends are all connected via one common thing.
It's fine. Don't get butterscotch and raw candy out of your pocket. That's just nasty. He makes jokes about it. It's so fun.
It's fine. Don't get butterscotch and raw candy out of your pocket. That's just nasty. He makes jokes about it. It's so fun.
Brand new.
Brand new.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my God. And her sister has a gambling problem. She still says, you bet.
Oh, my God. And her sister has a gambling problem. She still says, you bet.
Everyone does. Wow.
Everyone does. Wow.
God damn it.
God damn it.
If I had, I could double it.
If I had, I could double it.
It's all 2,000 square feet-ish and three-bedroom, two-bath.
It's all 2,000 square feet-ish and three-bedroom, two-bath.
I don't put it past him.
I don't put it past him.
But we know she didn't do that, right?
But we know she didn't do that, right?
It makes perfect sense.
It makes perfect sense.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah. What cold shit did you just say?
Yeah. What cold shit did you just say?
Old-fashioned.
I don't know. The men sit and the women make us a grill.
Pretty well alone. Yeah.
What? Hot dogs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers. Pretty old-fashioned. That's it, yeah. Sitting around. Parades, again, very old-fashioned.
Well, she didn't kill Tess because she would have had to kill a guy, too. I think that's what that is.
Oxygen. I need a contract.
But what about the lady in Florida? You can't blame him for this.
Yeah.
Absolutely haunted her.
You went right to the ATM and took five grand.
Five grand, Lois.
Yeah, just say it. Just say what you did.
Your sister recognized her mental break and went to Ace Hardware and solved the problem.
She's out of her fucking mind.
And refuses to admit she's an asshole.
As long as she got away with it, yeah.
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Generator-powered TVs in 1776.
Did I say it wrong?
Oh, okay. Giancarlo sounds fucking funny.
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Jimmy's got his fingers up. Oh, it's cracking up.
That disapproval is hilarious. Nicola Jaworska. Kimberly Kunapfel. She may be trying to make me say something dirty. Matthew Marks. Milhollow Maple. Callie Swanson. Kenzie Money. Kimber Herzog. Aaron with no last name. Steve Richmond. Jill with no last name. Caitlin Allen. Mitch Hanlon. Eric Just Eric. Gorgon. Gorgon Z. What? Didn't we just? The wrestler's last name was Gorgon?
That is fucking crazy. All right. That's weird.
That's bizarre, right? Elbow grease. All right.
That's why you're ruining my life. Joy or Irwin? Alex Barlow, Kristen Canlan, Canton, C-A-N-T-I-N. Buffy and Chauncey Cote. Buffy, that's wild. Kerry Rahman. I didn't know that was actually somebody's name. Rahman. Rahman. Brian Hoffman. Andrew Campbell. Desmona Shaw. Somebody just texted me and said they were sitting on a plane, James, next to Ice-T and Coco and their kid.
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What? At the gas station?
I assure you gas station chicken is a bad idea.
Not a good idea.
Several beer gardens. I love those. Four.
The poor bastard J or L has people behind him making music and people in front dancing. Poor bastard can't sell anything.
Maybe so.
Mamert?
I don't think he's going to make it with that name.
Go with your middle name, Travis. Travis John or Travis Paul.
Here's a picture of an actual bastard.
They have children dress up in time. An old timey orphan time period.
Unwanted.
And my dad didn't have mammaries to feed me.
Wow. Everybody just doing well and being nice to each other?
Minnesota nice as fuck.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that was a person.
Yeah, that is a good one. 81 to 85, that's a solid service year.
He's got one of those claws with the padded thing you throw your knee into?
Do you call that a carpet stretcher or some shit like that?
I don't fucking know.
Really?
Oh, you just leave it wrinkly?
Well, there's some bluegill around there, too.
Eight hours of work and then, Phil, the rest of the time chasing skirt and fishing.
Hell yeah.
That's incredible.
Is it Jimmy Houston?
Yeah, and that's a NOS fish.
It's not even a euphemism. He's really doing it.
Nailing it. Yeah.
Man. He's got so much money.
I'd never heard of it until the show. I mean, obviously, it had to have been a thing 100 years ago, but...
There's so many. I'll show you a new one every week.
Yeah. She started collecting mementos that reminded her grandmother that spontaneously combusted.
Now back to the show.
And you don't have a kid every time you fuck. These people are just constantly fucking. They do.
That's fascinating. They're supposed to swim slower. Not here.
Really?
Like salmon.
I sit on peas all the time.
Sure. So you got to do that, man.
I'm Jimmy Wisman.
At 10 a.m., you're just going to drink, buddy.
It's a great idea. It's all you can do. Yeah, start a fucking daycare. That's tough otherwise. Unless other people drop their kids too.
Yeah. I'm sorry. Just bring strangers' kids too.
Hold on.
Oh, these are real worms. Worms, yeah.
What year is this?
Oh, okay. All right. You can't call it I Got Worms? I Got Worms. Dumb and Dumber joke, wasn't it?
Yeah. You could sell internet worms. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Small town direction.
You pass five, buddy, you've gone too far.
Waxworm and some bitch.
Love him.
He's making worms fuck, for Christ's sake.
If you're in or around or nearby. Get tickets now. Let's go.
She knows how to operate a mop, I'll tell you.
And they turn right back into a worm.
In the morning, on their way to work?
It cost you $20 to leave your kid. I just made you $20 worth of sandwiches. That's what I mean. She's doing this for free.
Truly, yeah.
Beat them if you want. I don't give a shit.
That's more than spoiling, James.
That's awesome. That's not giving them an ice cream when mom says no. She bought them ATVs.
She knows the path to friendship leads from the belly, man.
I don't know many people that have been in my life that brought me food that I was like, that guy's a piece of shit.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah, she did it.
What's the gestation period of worms that you can move that many?
How fast do they make new worms? I don't know.
You know, when you buy bait, it's like a scoop of dirt and it's just got worms in it. How do you know how many are in there?
There's a guy with an ice cream scoop that's like, I don't know, it's got dirt and worms in there somewhere.
Oh, okay.
I mean, you'd probably be all right.
I remember that.
They sure are. They're little tabs. You pull them and match a three, you win.
They've got one there.
It's hopping, yeah.
Is this a liquor store you can actually drink what you buy? Yes. That's a bar, isn't it?
What a great life it is, too. It's so wholesome and fun.
Yeah, that was the tournament.
I've got so much to do and no time to do it in.
Really?
Cabela's is involved. You better bring Greg in. It's a big day. Yeah.
Oh, voice to text.
We got to go do a creep thing. Let's go do it at the creepiest time ever.
Oh.
Put your hands together, and I'll step in them, and then you push me up.
I'll stand on your back.
Oh, no.
He was never sick.
Now back to the show.
Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
Why, James?
Now back to the show.
That's the deal.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
Now, back to the show.
Oh.
A cute, smiled, round lady in the casino.
Fraud, yeah.
This is over 11 grand.
Not bad.
And taking real cases and being like, solve this shit, 11th grader.
Yeah.
Yeah, at least giving me an idea of something to do.
I just learned I like this.
11 grand is not forever money. What the fuck is going on?
Oh, okay.
Oh, gambling helps them escape the boring monotony?
Just pull the knob. Just pull the lever.
Pull again.
It has nothing to do with winning.
I'd never gamble again.
Didn't we drive by one of those in Oklahoma that looked like that? Oh, yeah.
Is it a place to put ashes, or was it an actual grave?
Oh, boy.
It ruins lives so much worse. Yes.
It might be worse because you don't see when somebody's fucked up. That's the thing. You know what I mean? You can see when somebody's fucked up on drugs or alcohol. On drugs.
Get it together.
It's more of a disease, an awful disease, because when you have a half a million dollars, you don't have to gamble anymore. And then you made that disappear gambling. How? Why?
God fucking shit.
You can do it from your couch watching whatever the fuck you're gambling on.
Everything. Every fucking thing.
I hate it so much.
What is that?
I can't deal with her. You guys take her?
You guys got everything for 100 years.
What the hell was going on there?
What'd she do with it, James? God damn it.
Uh-huh.
I'm just paying bills.
Oh, my God.
It broke everything.
I mean, just adding all these dollars up, James, that's so much money that she gave to Diamond Joe.
Oh?
They don't put mayo on it? Obviously not, no. There's a lot of things that they do that just, they do the right things.
Crisp lettuce, big thick tomato too. It's just a good goddamn burger.
It does move.
It's like a large coffee in a burger form.
That means this is going to be a sticky deuce.
Oh, my God.
That's the thing. Oh, Jesus.
Is she breathing Christ? I hope not through her nose. Jesus, I don't know, man.
Or she tried to commit suicide. $110,000 is a lot of money.
That's some really, really dark shit to say out loud.
It's like the Texas Rangers, right?
Minnesota Texas Rangers.
Yeah.
Is that oddball shit?
You can write that if you want.
Write it in Charlie Brown spellings. I don't care, but she did oddball shit.
It's okay. I was visiting a friend in Jersey.
That's the problem. I was in Newark.
Who the hell wrote that one?
Who cares how old she is and the alliteration you can do there? Losing Streak Lois is everything.
Right down the road?
Now you can come there and piss away your inheritance.
And drive her even more mad.
It's a defunct farm.
It's like saying this is a KFC, and it clearly used to be a Wendy's. I was going to say, it still has the atrium out front.
Keeps you away from the ones that are waiting on that bucket to fill. When they hit it big on the nickels.
This isn't a lot of money at all.
Eating that don't-have-to-chew-it sandwich. Those things are so wet.
I've eaten exactly one of them and threw the rest of it away. Like, oh, why'd I do this?
Yeah, it just mushes. You have to puncture skin. You don't even have to chew it.
Yeah.
And we don't even know if they're still there. She may have sold them by now.
Okay.
Yeah, the couple's party at the cabin.
Well, Minnesota is not thawed.
That's a seven month wintering.
Okay.
For 100 years, evidently.
Driving off being all Lois.
Jesus.
Let's go to the island. Wow. Five o'clock always.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
She likes all the cool shit.
Fuck. Yeah.
Yeah, even your mom is not mommy. That's weird. Hey, Linda.
We're doing the same exact shit.
Yeah.
Come to my house. I mean, she goes and gets on people's boats. That's what I mean.
She's widowed, too, and not one tear. Just a lot of margaritas.
Vodka, tequila, rum. She's going nuts.
And all booze.
To try to calm down.
No shit.
She's looking for fun. This isn't fun.
And now back to the show.
Yeah.
Okay. All right, listen.
Where the fuck is Pam?
Nice.
She's got to stay in mainland.
She's going to turn herself in for the reward money to keep gambling.
Yeah.
I don't like finding dead bodies. Do you guys mind?
What a terrible way to go.
From the back, huh?
Trying to stop the smell.
Yeah.
This is why everybody loves it.
This is unbelievable.
Yeah.
Let's get some key lime pie, and if we don't find her by then, then we'll call.
This is horrifying. This is horrifying. There's so many women that look like grandmas. Exactly.
Wasn't she?
And that's how you can make the money, so you're going to do it.
Spanish refugee. Is that what that is?
She's so diabolical and dangerous.
This is what you want.
Oh.
So now she's LaDonna.
This is Henry. Oh, Henry? Yes.
Stop calling her that.
Yeah.
That's his job.
Not twice my age.
What is going on?
And she's trying to be somebody else now so that she can find that person and just be them.
What? She got a belly tattoo?
It's not bad, yeah.
She got an Island Life tattoo?
She's got Salt Life tattooed on her belly.
Yeah, what's going on?
I don't know. Quoting season two, episode seven of Happy Days.
She's a hard-drinking gal.
This is 12 people she's hung out with.
What they mean is hard wood floor.
That tells me how clean it is.
That's why she plays slots, James, because she has a tell.
Uh huh.
It's a murderer. I swear it.
Nothing's happened since I've installed it, so I haven't had to look.
And they want you to know, but if they miss you, they wrote it on the door.
Your cult's probably not on you. It's probably in here.
She was tired.
I was going to have to kill somebody that's friends with open micers, for God's sake.
She hasn't even used that yet.
She was going to do this for so long. In a blaze of glory. No shit.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how expensive eating out is, too, by the way.
Yeah, resorts at the bar, drinking and eating fucking whatever that shit is.
Those people are doing great. Those people vacation in Turks and Caicos.
They go down to Barbados, for Christ's sake.
He goes to Thailand for like a sex vacation.
We got to get some TVs with CBS on them.
No?
It's unbelievable.
She turned $16,000 into $538 in three weeks.
She drove the whole gulf because you fucked up.
Hopefully that'll... Huh?
And in like a really scum while she's brushing her teeth.
She got a belly tattoo. It's not gambling, is it?
It's weird to flee the state and continue killing and gambling doing this.
Or they borrow from their friends and their friends are all connected via one common thing.
It's fine. Don't get butterscotch and raw candy out of your pocket. That's just nasty. He makes jokes about it. It's so fun.
Brand new.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my God. And her sister has a gambling problem. She still says, you bet.
Everyone does. Wow.
God damn it.
If I had, I could double it.
It's all 2,000 square feet-ish and three-bedroom, two-bath.
I don't put it past him.
But we know she didn't do that, right?
It makes perfect sense.
Oh.
Yeah. What cold shit did you just say?