Joe House

It certainly isn't good.

I don't want to put you on blast, so I'm not going to pose the question to you, but I'll just tell you from my own personal experience.

that the drugs that they administer when you go in for a colonoscopy are the single best experience that I've had under any anesthesia, any illicit drug, illicit drug.

The nap that you take when you are in there, that particular cocktail they administer so they can do that very vital check of your intestinal fortitude.

It is so goddamn good.

When I woke up, I said, oh, don't wake me up.

I don't want to be awake.

Put me back.

Put me back to that.

It was really a glorious state.

So much so that I asked if I could come back in six months.

They said, no, we're going to wait.

Three years is fine.

That's good.

But if you can deliver that to me, especially the airport concept is especially like, let me be in that frame of mind.

Now you're a little groggy.

So maybe you don't want to go do anything like get on a plane, but.

International travel.

There's a 10-hour flight from Washington, D.C.

to Honolulu.