Joe Kassabian
speaker
135 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 2 Jun
Joe Kassabian’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like this is 100% something that the emperor would have said to like a planet in revolt.
Like here's your fucking tariffs.
Oh, incredible.
Everybody knows it can't be a Trump float because it wasn't sponsored by Coinbase.
The thing that really drove him to combat chaos is someone tried to explain the concept of a slurp juice to him.
All they need is a tiny bit.
There's always enough wiggle room.
It's like a mouse smashing itself under a door.
There's nothing you can do.
Which is always wild to me because Warhammer is inherently a social game.
It is, it is.
Even with all the video games or whatever, if that's how you want to consume it, great.
But the second you cross that line and start buying minis, you have to go into a room and start talking to people.
Who would have thought that Donald Trump was Hillary Clinton's gene seed father?
Oh, okay.
Even back then.
It could be Dune.
Mixed with Thatcherite UK.
Yeah.
Say what you will about Warhammer 40K, but subtle is not one of them.
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