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It wasn't a falcon. It turned out that the falcon was in a bad mood. It was a parrot. They got me an owl. It was an owl.

Yeah, it was pretty awesome. That's pretty classy. That's fucking classy. Yeah. It was majestic. Huh. Yeah, we stayed in a castle.

Yeah, it was pretty awesome. That's pretty classy. That's fucking classy. Yeah. It was majestic. Huh. Yeah, we stayed in a castle.

Yeah, it was pretty awesome. That's pretty classy. That's fucking classy. Yeah. It was majestic. Huh. Yeah, we stayed in a castle.

All right.

All right.

All right.

We live together currently.

We live together currently.

We live together currently.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Dora and Jill, my two roommates, they live on the second floor. Chris and I have the third floor.

Dora and Jill, my two roommates, they live on the second floor. Chris and I have the third floor.

Dora and Jill, my two roommates, they live on the second floor. Chris and I have the third floor.

It's like our own bedroom. Gotcha. Okay.

It's like our own bedroom. Gotcha. Okay.

It's like our own bedroom. Gotcha. Okay.

Yeah, it's a bedroom and a bathroom. The problem is it's the fucking third floor and I smoke cigarettes. So if I forget anything upstairs, I buy a new one. I'm just not going up the stairs.