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She has lunch with fucking Chuck Norris all the time. What? Well, not all the time. She's been to many breakfasts and lunches with Chuck Norris.

Anyway.

Anyway.

Anyway.

No, my mother actually, she was more on the technical side of, do you remember when in the old days you could roll back odometers to make cars work more?

No, my mother actually, she was more on the technical side of, do you remember when in the old days you could roll back odometers to make cars work more?

No, my mother actually, she was more on the technical side of, do you remember when in the old days you could roll back odometers to make cars work more?

My mother was the best in the business at it. My mother could roll back any odometer, and other dealerships would call. This is back in the 80s.

My mother was the best in the business at it. My mother could roll back any odometer, and other dealerships would call. This is back in the 80s.

My mother was the best in the business at it. My mother could roll back any odometer, and other dealerships would call. This is back in the 80s.

Okay. This is in the 80s. I'm sure we're fine. This is in the 80s, but my mother would roll back the odometer. Allegedly. She's a little tiny lady. She'd get up under the dashboard and pull it apart.

Okay. This is in the 80s. I'm sure we're fine. This is in the 80s, but my mother would roll back the odometer. Allegedly. She's a little tiny lady. She'd get up under the dashboard and pull it apart.

Okay. This is in the 80s. I'm sure we're fine. This is in the 80s, but my mother would roll back the odometer. Allegedly. She's a little tiny lady. She'd get up under the dashboard and pull it apart.

She even figured out how to do the, when they first came out with the digitals, she used a 9-volt battery, and she'd just tap, tap, tap until it rolled over, and then it would have the miles you wanted on it. All right. Okay.

She even figured out how to do the, when they first came out with the digitals, she used a 9-volt battery, and she'd just tap, tap, tap until it rolled over, and then it would have the miles you wanted on it. All right. Okay.

She even figured out how to do the, when they first came out with the digitals, she used a 9-volt battery, and she'd just tap, tap, tap until it rolled over, and then it would have the miles you wanted on it. All right. Okay.

It was for a bunch of years, and then he got crazy. He went crazy. Okay. And so the business kind of floundered after that.

It was for a bunch of years, and then he got crazy. He went crazy. Okay. And so the business kind of floundered after that.

It was for a bunch of years, and then he got crazy. He went crazy. Okay. And so the business kind of floundered after that.

So the business went away. Okay. And then he went into the nuthouse for a couple of years, and he was kind of incapacitated for a couple of years. Gotcha. And then he and my cousin and my father, my uncle... We all opened a new car dealership, and that didn't last very long.